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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #435 on: August 11, 2010, 06:45:34 AM »
Defibrillator paddles through the feet.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #436 on: August 11, 2010, 07:32:36 AM »
Exfoliate to the max.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #437 on: August 11, 2010, 09:56:16 PM »
fry them in lard
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #438 on: August 11, 2010, 10:00:43 PM »
Gas them with pure N2.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #439 on: August 11, 2010, 10:53:04 PM »
induce Hiccups somehow
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #440 on: August 12, 2010, 02:33:56 PM »
Ignore their pleas for water or something to eat in that dark cellar full of blood-thirsty bats... :evillaugh:
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #441 on: August 14, 2010, 04:50:34 PM »
James Last overdose. (without a sanitary or food break)
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #442 on: August 14, 2010, 08:37:17 PM »
drop them from a KITE
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #443 on: August 14, 2010, 10:35:03 PM »
Lasso them and Hang em High. And play Hugo Montenegro while you are at it.  :thumbup:

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #444 on: August 14, 2010, 11:03:46 PM »
Mount them on a rotisserie and turn them every so often. Oh, and serve them with farver beans and a dose of chianti.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #445 on: August 15, 2010, 01:51:45 PM »
Nickel and dime them to death
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #446 on: August 15, 2010, 02:32:35 PM »



Offend them to death with really terminally bad puns.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #447 on: August 15, 2010, 02:39:22 PM »
Poisoned apple, and make very sure that no prince will pass by to undo the wanted damage.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #448 on: August 15, 2010, 02:45:22 PM »

Quench their thirst by oral injection of the output from a fire hose.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #449 on: August 15, 2010, 02:48:38 PM »
Raise their body temperature, by slowly heating their bathwater to the boiling point.
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