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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #75 on: September 15, 2009, 03:39:08 PM »
Whack em with a pipe wrench.

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #76 on: September 15, 2009, 06:53:19 PM »
X them: paint a huge white X on them, and wait till the forester chops them down with his axe.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #77 on: September 15, 2009, 07:54:31 PM »
yoke them to a horse and have it gallop down the road.

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #78 on: September 15, 2009, 08:33:24 PM »
Zip them up in a sleeping bag full of fleas infected with Yersinia Pestis.

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #79 on: September 15, 2009, 10:19:34 PM »
Attach electrodes to their testicles (or clitoris if they are females) and send a 240 V ahock through them every hour on the hour.

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #80 on: September 16, 2009, 12:23:32 AM »
Burn them alive.  :flames:

The_Chosen_One

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #81 on: September 16, 2009, 02:28:30 AM »
give them chancres which will eventually turn into secondary syphilis, which will eventually kill them.

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #82 on: September 16, 2009, 02:53:44 AM »
Drop arsenic oxide in their coffee.  :P

The_Chosen_One

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #83 on: September 16, 2009, 02:58:09 AM »
Entomb them in 20 cubic feet of concrete

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #84 on: September 16, 2009, 03:00:06 AM »
Fix some HMTD and connect it to the ignition of their car.  8)

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #85 on: September 16, 2009, 03:18:46 AM »
Give them a bottle of water laced with Ricin
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #86 on: September 16, 2009, 03:28:37 AM »
Hang em high.

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #87 on: September 16, 2009, 11:02:53 AM »
Ice them

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #88 on: September 16, 2009, 08:03:57 PM »
Kill them by using a chainsaw on them
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #89 on: September 16, 2009, 08:26:22 PM »
You forgot to jack them off until they bleed.

Lunge at them with a Bowie knife.