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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #465 on: August 16, 2010, 09:07:14 PM »

Cut them gently and cover them in honey to invite flies.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #466 on: August 16, 2010, 09:36:57 PM »


Discover their deepest secrets by doing an "Inquisition" style inspection to find the root of their devilments.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #467 on: August 16, 2010, 09:47:44 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on August 16, 2010, 09:36:57 PM


Discover their deepest secrets by doing an "Inquisition" style inspection to find the root of their devilments.

Star them in a remake of EVIL DEAD, and make it even gorier.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #468 on: August 16, 2010, 09:51:07 PM »
Fart Attack. :zombiefuck: (with extra toxic gas which is garantee you that it kills).
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #469 on: August 16, 2010, 10:22:19 PM »
Quote from: superboyian on August 16, 2010, 09:51:07 PM
Fart Attack. :zombiefuck: (with extra toxic gas which is garantee you that it kills).

Garotte them with a G string. DirtDawg might have a couple of spares (as well as an E, A, D, B and a high E).
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #470 on: August 17, 2010, 10:33:36 PM »
Hop on them until they die.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #471 on: August 18, 2010, 12:58:20 AM »
Inject them with an air-bubble and watch the result while eating popcorn.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #472 on: August 18, 2010, 04:39:34 AM »
Just jab them.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #473 on: August 18, 2010, 03:52:11 PM »
Kill them with Kindness.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #474 on: August 18, 2010, 06:39:41 PM »
Love them to death.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #475 on: August 18, 2010, 06:43:19 PM »
Michelob Beer  :beer:  At least they might die happy.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #476 on: August 19, 2010, 01:54:14 PM »
Nick their breathing apparatus.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #477 on: August 20, 2010, 01:19:52 AM »
Organ sabotage.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #478 on: August 20, 2010, 01:33:09 AM »
Use them as a pianola roll for 'On With The Motley'.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #479 on: August 20, 2010, 02:54:39 PM »
Quit feeding them.
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