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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #105 on: September 17, 2009, 03:52:09 AM »
beat them with a shackle and spanset
feix ma spellan. ai nide halp. coz i caent duet.

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #106 on: September 17, 2009, 03:55:13 AM »
Cut them into tiny pieces.

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #107 on: September 17, 2009, 07:44:23 AM »
Dunk them into a cold river.
We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #108 on: September 17, 2009, 07:53:30 AM »
EXTERMINATE them!
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #109 on: September 17, 2009, 11:34:14 AM »
fuck them to death

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #110 on: September 17, 2009, 11:41:13 AM »
Grind them in a mill.  :thumbup:

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #111 on: September 17, 2009, 01:33:25 PM »
Hit them in the head.

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #112 on: September 17, 2009, 01:52:07 PM »
invest in piñatas and give them to their children.
feix ma spellan. ai nide halp. coz i caent duet.

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #113 on: September 17, 2009, 06:41:38 PM »
incinerate them

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #114 on: September 17, 2009, 11:52:51 PM »
Jab with an lethal injection.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #115 on: September 18, 2009, 01:04:37 AM »
karate kick them in the chest

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #116 on: September 18, 2009, 01:30:52 AM »
Lace their tea with sulphuric acid. :toporly:

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #117 on: September 18, 2009, 02:07:02 AM »
mince them and serve them up as spaghetti Bolognese.

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #118 on: September 18, 2009, 07:14:28 AM »
Aww jeez TCO, now I'm all hungry. :P

Needles laced with rare but extremely lethal shellfish toxins.

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #119 on: September 18, 2009, 01:45:15 PM »
Oral ingestion of pufferfish liver