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I fart in public. Am I Jewish?I like to let one fly as I walk through crowds. I hate crowds.
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on September 20, 2011, 01:48:44 PMI fart in public. Am I Jewish?I like to let one fly as I walk through crowds. I hate crowds.They call that crop-dusting.
Quote from: Hubert Hemingway on September 20, 2011, 02:06:32 PMQuote from: earthboundmisfit on September 20, 2011, 01:48:44 PMI fart in public. Am I Jewish?I like to let one fly as I walk through crowds. I hate crowds.They call that crop-dusting. Do they have a name for letting one loose as you exit a crowded elevator
Quote from: parts on September 20, 2011, 03:04:33 PMQuote from: Hubert Hemingway on September 20, 2011, 02:06:32 PMQuote from: earthboundmisfit on September 20, 2011, 01:48:44 PMI fart in public. Am I Jewish?I like to let one fly as I walk through crowds. I hate crowds.They call that crop-dusting. Do they have a name for letting one loose as you exit a crowded elevator I must be about 12 years old for knowing this. I blame my BIL.They call that a Dutch Box or a Toaster Oven.
I am really starting to question the scientific validity of this. I need facts. After a quick google search, I have found no scientific data on if this is true or not. My most recent ex was Jewish and I dont think he ever farted in public. This is distressing me; are you all trying to say that something I read on the internet isnt true ?
For a start, I'm the chosen one, and I didn't invite them to the meetings....Besides, the reason they fart in public is cos there is a limit on how much of a tight arse one can be....
When I first noticed this, I thought it was coincidence. However, up until now, every jew I've spent more than just a few minutes getting to know have eventually farted in public. Is it genetical or is it some cultural thing the Talmud teaches?Have someone else noticed this. I'm 100% serious, this is not something I just made up. The jews I met all have farted around people several times. I'm not saying others don't do it too, but every jew I've met have done it so they seem a bit overrepresented.
If only Sol were still here to guide us with his many scholarly perceptions.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Can someone please explain they're hate for Jews? I have never seen a religious group hated on as much as the Jews.
He had his bright moments, but you had to have tremendous patience.