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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #45 on: September 20, 2011, 01:48:44 PM »


I fart in public. Am I Jewish?


I like to let one fly as I walk through crowds. I hate crowds.

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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #46 on: September 20, 2011, 02:06:32 PM »


I fart in public. Am I Jewish?


I like to let one fly as I walk through crowds. I hate crowds.

They call that crop-dusting.

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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #47 on: September 20, 2011, 03:04:33 PM »


I fart in public. Am I Jewish?


I like to let one fly as I walk through crowds. I hate crowds.

They call that crop-dusting.

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Do they have a name for letting one loose as you exit a crowded elevator :evillaugh:
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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #48 on: September 20, 2011, 03:07:39 PM »


I fart in public. Am I Jewish?


I like to let one fly as I walk through crowds. I hate crowds.

They call that crop-dusting.

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Do they have a name for letting one loose as you exit a crowded elevator :evillaugh:

I must be about 12 years old for knowing this.  I blame my BIL.

They call that a Dutch Box or a Toaster Oven.

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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #49 on: September 20, 2011, 03:54:02 PM »


I fart in public. Am I Jewish?


I like to let one fly as I walk through crowds. I hate crowds.

They call that crop-dusting.

 :plane:
Do they have a name for letting one loose as you exit a crowded elevator :evillaugh:

I must be about 12 years old for knowing this.  I blame my BIL.

They call that a Dutch Box or a Toaster Oven.

 :lol: :plus:
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #50 on: September 20, 2011, 06:33:08 PM »
I am really starting to question the scientific validity of this. I need facts. After a quick google search, I have found no scientific data on if this is true or not. My most recent ex was Jewish and I dont think he ever farted in public. This is distressing me; are you all trying to say that something I read on the internet isnt true ?

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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #51 on: September 20, 2011, 08:54:52 PM »
I am really starting to question the scientific validity of this. I need facts. After a quick google search, I have found no scientific data on if this is true or not. My most recent ex was Jewish and I dont think he ever farted in public. This is distressing me; are you all trying to say that something I read on the internet isnt true ?
Obviously you are part of the Jew conspiracy or you wouldn't be covering up for them.  :hahaha:

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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #52 on: September 20, 2011, 09:15:00 PM »
they fart to cover the gentile stench

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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #53 on: October 14, 2011, 09:18:26 PM »
For a start, I'm the chosen one, and I didn't invite them to the meetings....

Besides, the reason they fart in public is cos there is a limit on how much of a tight arse one can be....  :evillaugh:

Oh my, an anti-semite too ?

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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #54 on: February 18, 2013, 09:08:11 PM »
When I first noticed this, I thought it was coincidence. However, up until now, every jew I've spent more than just a few minutes getting to know have eventually farted in public. Is it genetical or is it some cultural thing the Talmud teaches?

Have someone else noticed this. I'm 100% serious, this is not something I just made up. The jews I met all have farted around people several times. I'm not saying others don't do it too, but every jew I've met have done it so they seem a bit overrepresented.

Years ago at the gym, there was this guy who got on the elliptical next to mine. Mine was the better quality elliptical and people waited in line for those. He let out an sbd nasty fart that was so disgusting I couldnt ignore it any longer and got off the elliptical. Shortly after I got off he got on mine. He had dark curly hair. Musta been Jewish. :orly:
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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #55 on: February 24, 2013, 03:11:36 PM »
  If only Sol were still here to guide us with his many scholarly perceptions.  :tard:
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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #56 on: February 26, 2013, 08:13:28 AM »
  If only Sol were still here to guide us with his many scholarly perceptions.  :tard:

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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #57 on: April 10, 2013, 09:39:43 PM »
Can someone please explain they're hate for Jews? I have never seen a religious group hated on as much as the Jews.
People hate because they covet what others have....that's my best guess.
Or it's that the Jews wrote the bible and called themselves the chosen people.  Kinda ballsy if you ask me.  But it does lend to the confidence that Jews have.  And that confidence is what others covet.
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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #58 on: April 11, 2013, 09:29:33 AM »
He had his bright moments, but you had to have tremendous patience.

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Re: Why do jews fart in public?
« Reply #59 on: April 11, 2013, 09:32:51 AM »
He had his bright moments, but you had to have tremendous patience.

So have arsonists.  :M
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