Why do jews fart in public?

[Parts]

When I first noticed this, I thought it was coincidence. However, up until now, every jew I've spent more than just a few minutes getting to know have eventually farted in public. Is it genetical or is it some cultural thing the Talmud teaches?

Have someone else noticed this. I'm 100% serious, this is not something I just made up. The jews I met all have farted around people several times. I'm not saying others don't do it too, but every jew I've met have done it so they seem a bit overrepresented.

Hello,

I'm an atheist semite, my family was Jewish, of Ashkenazi (AKs) lineage, and I have the problem of excess flatulence.  It is very embarrassing and made my grade school experience a living hell due to being teased for it.  I think there are several reasons why Jews pass gas often.  According to a wikipedia article, the AKs had an evolutionary bottleneck and only about 400 families were left to interbreed.  Judaism predated the romans and it had a prohibition against infanticide, unlike the other civilizations, so children that should have been killed due to genetic conditions were allowed to live and reproduce.  For this reason we see a massive increase in the number of genetically related diseases in AKs, 1:1,000 vs 1:5,000 non AK.  The flatulence thing in my family is due to intolerance to fructose and lactose.  We never evolved the ability to digest these foods which are common ingredients in the modern diet.  Another factor could be that Jews tend to have stocky frames so they eat more and produce more gas.  Not all Jews are like this, many people in my family digest food perfectly well on my mother's side, however many do have it on my father's side.  My father has a BS in marketing but ended up working as a mechanic probably because he was too gassy to work in office (sad).  Other genetic problems I have are: allergies, asthma, partial folate metabolism slowing, male pattern baldness, mental problems (depression) and overweight.  For religious jews marrying other religious jews is very important so there is little chance to get rid of the bad genes.  In my family, marriage to less intelligent people has resulted in a lowering of intelligence and lack of success for many.  There really is no way to fix this problem except to select out kids by either doing genetic testing beforehand or killing them before they reproduce.  Jewish law actually allows a parent to take a disobedient child before a council to be put to death but this apparently didn't do enough to weed out the sickly kids.  I haven't had any kids, I don't want them to suffer.  Having Jewish genes sucks.  I think Hitler and the other countries were right to try to improve the genetic stock through eugenics.  We need to do this en masse.  Best wishes.

One-post wonder???

[Jack]

One-post wonder???

He hasn't even logged back in.

[ZEGH8578]

It's either one of us few (which would be a bit dissapointing, cus it'd kindov dull the mystery a bit)
or someone who came across the thread randomly googling, and decided to just... take their time to be funny

[Semicolon]

One-post wonder???

He hasn't even logged back in.

That's dull.

It's either one of us few (which would be a bit dissapointing, cus it'd kindov dull the mystery a bit)
or someone who came across the thread randomly googling, and decided to just... take their time to be funny

In other words, it's either an I2 regular or not an I2 regular.

I wonder what grincy was searching for to find an old forum thread titled "Why do Jews fart in public?"

[ZEGH8578]

I meant that I hope it's not an I2-er, but it probably is.

[Parts]

I meant that I hope it's not an I2-er, but it probably is.

They are not I checked when I approved the account.   Kinda weird,  somehow he must have  seen this thread and wanted to reply

[Semicolon]

I meant that I hope it's not an I2-er, but it probably is.

They are not I checked when I approved the account.   Kinda weird,  somehow he must have  seen this thread and wanted to reply

I feel inspired by that nugget of wisdom.

[Gopher Gary]

This is one of the boringinst troll n00bs ever. 

[odeon]

He should come back. I was hoping for more. Much more.

['andersom']

He should come back. I was hoping for more. Much more.

It's dangerous to flame people, when they are farting. 

[Semicolon]

This is one of the boringinst troll n00bs ever. 

Yes, we demand trolling!

[Gopher Gary]

This is one of the boringinst troll n00bs ever. 

Yes, we demand trolling!

 

[Semicolon]

This is one of the boringinst troll n00bs ever. 

Yes, we demand trolling!

 

The spazzes are angry!