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Offline QuirkyCarla

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Re: MOUSE!
« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2006, 12:56:05 AM »
 :o :-\
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Re: MOUSE!
« Reply #31 on: August 25, 2006, 01:37:30 AM »
Is it dead yet?
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Re: MOUSE!
« Reply #32 on: August 25, 2006, 01:38:11 AM »
I don't know. I'm not gonna mess with it anymore.
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Re: MOUSE!
« Reply #33 on: August 25, 2006, 01:43:05 AM »
Throw an encyclopaedia at it, and it will be. There's a humane trap, um, something, for you.  ;D
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Re: MOUSE!
« Reply #34 on: August 25, 2006, 01:45:37 AM »
Quote from: odeon on August 25, 2006, 01:43:05 AM
Throw an encyclopaedia at it, and it will be. There's a humane trap, um, something, for you.  ;D

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Re: MOUSE!
« Reply #35 on: August 25, 2006, 01:47:06 AM »
You make Me laugh. :laugh:
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Re: MOUSE!
« Reply #36 on: August 25, 2006, 02:00:49 AM »
Quote from: odeon on August 25, 2006, 01:43:05 AM
Throw an encyclopaedia at it, and it will be. There's a humane trap, um, something, for you.  ;D

is that what they means by "the pen [or, in this case, word processor] is mightier than the sword?"  perhaps they should have said "weightier". or perhaps they did, and someone with dodgy hearing/not paying attention properly was the one recording it.

humane trap, say i. or do what i did, if it's an outdoors invader:  find the way it was getting in and block it off.
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Re: MOUSE!
« Reply #37 on: August 25, 2006, 02:40:28 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on August 25, 2006, 02:00:49 AM
Quote from: odeon on August 25, 2006, 01:43:05 AM
Throw an encyclopaedia at it, and it will be. There's a humane trap, um, something, for you.  ;D

is that what they means by "the pen [or, in this case, word processor] is mightier than the sword?"  perhaps they should have said "weightier". or perhaps they did, and someone with dodgy hearing/not paying attention properly was the one recording it.

It's the power of the written word. Try throwing a DVD at the little critters--they say the book is usually better than the film, and there's a reason to it.
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Re: MOUSE!
« Reply #38 on: August 25, 2006, 02:55:09 AM »
hahahahaha!

oh, someone's fully awake, this morning, eh?  ;)
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Re: MOUSE!
« Reply #39 on: August 25, 2006, 03:15:05 AM »
If its stuck in the glue trap there's nowt you can do at this point other than put the fecker out of its misery, you'll never get the bugger out. One word: lumphammer.
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Re: MOUSE!
« Reply #40 on: August 25, 2006, 03:33:34 AM »
Quote from: duncvis on August 25, 2006, 03:15:05 AM
One word: lumphammer.

The encyclopaedia is a more... informed decision, though.  :laugh:
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Re: MOUSE!
« Reply #41 on: August 25, 2006, 04:48:21 AM »
The encyclopedia might get bloody though a mouse body is small enough. I see the encyclopedia squashing the mouse.
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Re: MOUSE!
« Reply #42 on: August 25, 2006, 06:52:00 AM »
but fort building is soooo much fun.
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Re: MOUSE!
« Reply #43 on: August 25, 2006, 09:35:51 AM »
Ewwww, that's horrible.  Did you deliberately pick the most inhumane way of getting rid of it?

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Re: MOUSE!
« Reply #44 on: August 25, 2006, 10:50:06 AM »
that is actually really upsetting.  :(
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