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Re: make up the next sentence to this story
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2012, 03:14:58 AM »
Then.. Bob, being a fully qualified black belt yoga fighter, all of a sudden, came in touch with his 17th chakra and slowly and remarkably relaxed took hold of the gun. Gladys, relieved, sighed and..
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Re: make up the next sentence to this story
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2012, 10:40:00 AM »
farted.  A rather gassy anomaly. Albert and Bob both fell to floor choking.  Gladys saw the keys were in the harvest gold ford capri parked on the corner, and she took her chance...
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« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2012, 11:32:30 AM »
..and ran off ('byeya, lads.. '), got into the Ford Capri and started the car. With squealing tires she drove off, almost hitting an old pedestrian on the road.
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Re: make up the next sentence to this story
« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2012, 12:51:21 PM »
The Queen was watching all this unfold before her eyes.  She'd never seen anything quite like it before.
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Re: make up the next sentence to this story
« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2012, 01:53:04 PM »
The Queen was bemused.  Just a little....and later on when she was on the balcony she saw that Ford Capri come round the corner.

"STOP THAT CAR" she shouted at her guards,  for she had a little job to be done and Gladys was just the right person.
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Re: make up the next sentence to this story
« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2012, 03:47:56 PM »
Guards acted swiftly and all Gladys could do was to hit the brakes. 'Eeeeehhh'..  Just in time the Capri came to a standstill.. which yeah, was fortunate for the guard with the faggoty moustache.. for otherwise a wheelchair would be his means of transport for the days that followed.

Guards took Gladys, in a friendly manner, upstairs to the queen and..
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Re: make up the next sentence to this story
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2017, 11:57:28 AM »
She appointed Gladys as Special Envoy to find out where Hugh Jackman is since that man is fine.
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