The fact you use the internet (invented by Americans), plastic surgery (lot of pioneers of it are American) and the word "tard" (American) means you're no less Americanized than the rest of us. If you use Windows, that's also American. The influence, as much as you hate it, is inescapable.
Your stance is sadly subjective, and hypocritical. Just because one likes to use the odd smiley or two does not mean you're superior to them. In fact, it makes you look like the dribbling spastic.