And you know every guy here wants you (except for Peegai). BTW I don't think I'm attractive either.
pfffft, to all of that. except the bit about peegai, bless him, lol.
Have you tried wearing your Gaultier around town? You'd prob get your pick of the litter then.
there is that option. but the operative word in that sentence is "litter" - unfortunately, i have standards. as HG said at one point, i'm relatively fussy, which means it's even less likely i'll find someone. but i really could not be with a bloke who wasn't intelligent, musical, and a couple of other things.
i get quite a few offers, actually, but from blokes i really wouldn't want to stand next to in a bus queue, let alone fuck, let a
lone be in a relationship with. and then there's the fact that i'm pretty useless at pretending to be a bimbo for more than 4 cuntiseconds, and lots ofmen find me threatening.
dear me - i think i'll stop there. i knew it was a bit of an uphill struggle, but i didn't realise it was
that bad...