Name that critter

[Triste]

Milla's right, of course.  And you know every guy here wants you (except for Peegai).  BTW I don't think I'm attractive either. 

Have you tried wearing your Gaultier around town? You'd prob get your pick of the litter then.

[Lucifer]

And you know every guy here wants you (except for Peegai).  BTW I don't think I'm attractive either. 

pfffft, to all of that.  except the bit about peegai, bless him, lol.

Have you tried wearing your Gaultier around town? You'd prob get your pick of the litter then.

there is that option.  but the operative word in that sentence is "litter" - unfortunately, i have standards.  as HG said at one point, i'm relatively fussy, which means it's even less likely i'll find someone.  but i really could not be with a bloke who wasn't intelligent, musical, and a couple of other things.

i get quite a few offers, actually, but from blokes i really wouldn't want to stand next to in a bus queue, let alone fuck, let alone be in a relationship with.  and then there's the fact that i'm pretty useless at pretending to be a bimbo for more than 4 cuntiseconds, and lots ofmen find me threatening.

dear me - i think i'll stop there. i knew it was a bit of an uphill struggle, but i didn't realise it was that bad...    

[Leto729]

Centipedes and Bufo toads and chameleons, oh my!

Kevv, you should check out Hawaii some time.  Like when your days start getting really short.

What do You mean getting short in days or what? I would like too. For Us all. I could when I knew the time. To check them all out. For I would find all cool. To understand it all in Hawaii Myself with the other things going on in Hawaii for Us all. That is the way of the worldwide care for each other do We not

[Callaway]

Centipedes and Bufo toads and chameleons, oh my!

Kevv, you should check out Hawaii some time.  Like when your days start getting really short.

What do You mean getting short in days or what? I would like too. For Us all. I could when I knew the time. To check them all out. For I would find all cool. To understand it all in Hawaii Myself with the other things going on in Hawaii for Us all. That is the way of the worldwide care for each other do We not

She probably means when the days get short, like the winter days in South Dakota.  The days last maybe eight or nine hours in December at that latitude, don't they?

[Triste]

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i get quite a few offers, actually, but from blokes i really wouldn't want to stand next to in a bus queue, let alone fuck, let alone be in a relationship with.  and then there's the fact that i'm pretty useless at pretending to be a bimbo for more than 4 cuntiseconds, and lots ofmen find me threatening.

dear me - i think i'll stop there. i knew it was a bit of an uphill struggle, but i didn't realise it was that bad...    

I know I had to sleep with a lot of toads.  Okay, let's move on then...

[Triste]

A flesh-eating caterpillar - haven't had the pleasure of seeing this one first-hand, thank god.

[Lucifer]

I know I had to sleep with a lot of toads.

oh yes - i know that one.  quite good fun, all the practise though, sometimes... 

[Callaway]

I don't get it.  I have seen both your pictures, Triste and Lucifer, and I think you both are gorgeous.  So why do you think you are not?

[Leto729]

Centipedes and Bufo toads and chameleons, oh my!

Kevv, you should check out Hawaii some time.  Like when your days start getting really short.

What do You mean getting short in days or what? I would like too. For Us all. I could when I knew the time. To check them all out. For I would find all cool. To understand it all in Hawaii Myself with the other things going on in Hawaii for Us all. That is the way of the worldwide care for each other do We not

She probably means when the days get short, like the winter days in South Dakota.  The days last maybe eight or nine hours in December at that latitude, don't they?

Okay must have been to tired or something or just woke up.

[Lucifer]

I don't get it.  I have seen both your pictures, Triste and Lucifer, and I think you both are gorgeous.  So why do you think you are not?

we're obviously both mental, then. 

so, callaway - does this mean you want to go out with me, hmmmm?   

heehee.

[Callaway]

I am flattered, Lucifer, but I am happily married.

Why do attractive women become brainwashed that they are unattractive?  I don't think it is false modesty.  How do they become so critical of themselves?

[Triste]

Why do attractive women become brainwashed that they are unattractive?  I don't think it is false modesty.  How do they become so critical of themselves?

In my case it's not false modesty.  And I don't know about NT women, but I wonder about AS and face blindness, and whether that might have something to do with it.  I abhor looking in the mirror.  Like when I put my hair up, I use the mirror and only look at my hair, purposefully avoiding looking at my face.  When I see pictures of myself my first instinct is to press the delete key.  I succeed quite often unless MS stops me in time.  I don't seem to see myself as others see me.

[Lucifer]

i don't, either, but then i have body dysmorphia.  and it's all tied up with my weird relationship with food and eating, and control, and all sorts of horror.  i know i'm attractive, as people measure these things, co people tell me this, and i think bits of me are fine.  but i can always find fault with things, and  i know i'm such hard work on a social/psychological/emotional/intellectual level, that that tends to colour how i see myself physically.

i often wonder how awful i must be, when all the blokes who dump me tell me how much they rate me, and genuinely want to be friends with me, and yet all the positive attributes aren't enough to stop them rushing off screaming.   

[SovaNu]

i don't, either, but then i have body dysmorphia.  and it's all tied up with my weird relationship with food and eating, and control, and all sorts of horror.  i know i'm attractive, as people measure these things, co people tell me this, and i think bits of me are fine.  but i can always find fault with things, and  i know i'm such hard work on a social/psychological/emotional/intellectual level, that that tends to colour how i see myself physically.

ditto.

but i found someone. you can too.

[Triste]

Why we have cats...