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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #45 on: September 07, 2006, 02:43:21 AM »
Given how little sexual attraction I have towards guys, I think $1000 dollars would be more realistic, plus travel expenses, and whatever McJagger wanted for his troubles on top of that.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #46 on: September 07, 2006, 02:47:25 AM »
No takers?  We could pass the hat around the whole site and see how close we get.   :angel:
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #47 on: September 07, 2006, 02:49:39 AM »
Before we pass around the collection plate I think we should run the idea by berta.  Buying a sex video of peter and mcjagger is cute and nawty, but trading that video for one of two girls having sex is even nawtier.
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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #48 on: September 07, 2006, 02:54:50 AM »
Fat bollocks of a chance that she'd be interested.   :(  Still, I could run the idea by her when she comes online, if only to wind her up.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #49 on: September 07, 2006, 02:59:54 AM »
well any other chickees here willing to make a tape? ;D
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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #50 on: September 07, 2006, 03:02:53 AM »
It depends on how close we are to the goal.  50+ dollars.  If we're 200 away from the goal, i might be willing to make up the difference.

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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #51 on: September 07, 2006, 03:25:45 AM »
well any other chickees here willing to make a tape? ;D

It's not fair.  You like girls, whereas I'd have to suffer for my reward.   :'(
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #52 on: September 07, 2006, 03:26:48 AM »
You'll start liking it if you do it enough.
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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #53 on: September 07, 2006, 03:28:22 AM »
You'll start liking it if you do it enough.

I think that's more something that happens with girls, when it stops hurting so much for them.   :P
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #54 on: September 07, 2006, 03:35:57 AM »
i agree you'll start to really dig gheyness Peter :P and yanno it's not all easy for me either cuz... er... well... i'll get back to ya on that.
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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #55 on: September 24, 2006, 08:23:55 AM »
Very nice pics :) *drools*
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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #56 on: September 25, 2006, 09:48:12 AM »
Misunderstood.

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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #57 on: October 22, 2006, 03:35:51 PM »
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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #59 on: November 22, 2006, 03:17:20 PM »
I have  bath suit pic with my six pack abs.  Ha hah, I won this one! :finger: >:D
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