A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Phlexor on September 01, 2009, 08:46:13 AMI think in 2012 there are going to be a bunch of people looking real stupid about this Mayan Calendar end of the world shit.yeah i think so too. i actually believe in the mayan calander and its cycles, but people have twisted its "end" into something its not. its essentially the mayan equivalent to y2k, in that its not the "end" of the calander but the begining of a big cycle. its just like a regular old 2008 calander, in december, you just go buy a new one for 2009, but it doesnt mean that time will stop on new years eve.
I think in 2012 there are going to be a bunch of people looking real stupid about this Mayan Calendar end of the world shit.
Quote from: GaAsP on September 01, 2009, 11:39:36 AMQuote from: Phlexor on September 01, 2009, 08:46:13 AMI think in 2012 there are going to be a bunch of people looking real stupid about this Mayan Calendar end of the world shit.yeah i think so too. i actually believe in the mayan calander and its cycles, but people have twisted its "end" into something its not. its essentially the mayan equivalent to y2k, in that its not the "end" of the calander but the begining of a big cycle. its just like a regular old 2008 calander, in december, you just go buy a new one for 2009, but it doesnt mean that time will stop on new years eve. Good point this, and it makes me wonder how the Australian Aborigines accounted for things like airplanes and telephones in the Dreamtime. Damn! Now I'm all curious and will have to go and research the matter.
2013 will be the year where the big believers of something special happening in 2012 will rewrite their story.And something important will have happened in 2012 in that story I guess, something invisible for mortal eyes, but very important for those who know.Has been done before, will be done again.The world has come to an end so many times.
I have seen a picture of the Mayan calendar and it just looks like they ran out of room to write any more on it.
Quote from: renaeden on September 02, 2009, 02:19:19 AMI have seen a picture of the Mayan calendar and it just looks like they ran out of room to write any more on it.What actually amazes me is how the silly buggers couldn't even predict the end of their own civilization.....
Quote from: The_Chosen_One on September 02, 2009, 02:35:34 AMQuote from: renaeden on September 02, 2009, 02:19:19 AMI have seen a picture of the Mayan calendar and it just looks like they ran out of room to write any more on it.What actually amazes me is how the silly buggers couldn't even predict the end of their own civilization.....actaully they did, quite acuratley too.
the mayans did, infact, predict cheny, 911, the internet, and starbucks; specifically, by name in 1978. i am a witness. and so is cheny.how do you like them apples?also i believe it was the spanish. the portugese only had small pieces here and there. but the spanish had tapas. and i mean tapas del todo del mundo.
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