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Cats are better than humans
« on: January 29, 2008, 10:27:56 PM »
They don't do stupid ass shit like we do.
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Re: cow kittys are better than humans
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2008, 10:29:18 PM »


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Re: cow kittys are better than humans
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2008, 10:29:43 PM »
Meh, this one happens to be true. But fuck, goose turds are also better than humans. It doesn't take much.
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Re: cow kittys are better than humans
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2008, 10:44:02 PM »
Quote from: This Wall, Here In The Picture on January 29, 2008, 10:29:43 PM
Meh, this one happens to be true. But fuck, goose turds are also better than humans. It doesn't take much.

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Re: Cats are better than humans
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2008, 11:39:13 PM »
:D , goose turds.

It depends on the cat. They have different personalities just like we do. I like the sorts of cats that want to be with you and comfort you when you are feeling down.
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Re: Cats are better than humans
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2008, 12:14:38 AM »
Quote from: Disgruntled Squirrel on January 29, 2008, 10:27:56 PM
They don't do stupid ass shit like we do.

Agree.

Cats are spiritual animals, and in my opinion this is because all the superficial outer layers of their soul do not exist. They are more pure, and more in tune.
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