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Offline matthe

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Re: cursing
« Reply #45 on: August 28, 2009, 08:05:54 AM »
in arizona if someone holds a gun to your head, and you stab him with a knife, you get charged with attemped murder. if he dies , its murder.
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feix ma spellan. ai nide halp. coz i caent duet.

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Re: cursing
« Reply #46 on: August 28, 2009, 08:07:29 AM »
Quote from: GaAsP on August 28, 2009, 08:05:54 AM
in arizona if someone holds a gun to your head, and you stab him with a knife, you get charged with attemped murder. if he dies , its murder.

That's not brave. That sounds like Sweden or any other cowardly European country. I had higher ideas about Arizona.  :-\
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Re: cursing
« Reply #47 on: August 28, 2009, 08:09:59 AM »
its not a big deal if you carry a gun, knife, and a club.

thats brave
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Re: cursing
« Reply #48 on: August 28, 2009, 09:03:39 AM »


Quote from: GaAsP on August 28, 2009, 07:58:01 AM
what if you shoot it up his ass?


Then it would fall under the state's sodomy laws.
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Re: cursing
« Reply #49 on: August 28, 2009, 09:55:44 AM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on August 28, 2009, 09:03:39 AM


Quote from: GaAsP on August 28, 2009, 07:58:01 AM
what if you shoot it up his ass?


Then it would fall under the state's sodomy laws.

Or maybe that's one of the prison punishments....  :evillaugh:
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Re: cursing
« Reply #50 on: August 28, 2009, 10:52:05 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on August 28, 2009, 08:03:01 AM
Quote from: TheoK on August 28, 2009, 12:03:42 AM
Same here. The chemicals' law and the gun powder law are of course from the time before you needed a license to get a gun or mix something together and shoot it off. The legalizing of zoophilia accidently happened when homosexuality was decriminalized, since they were in the same paragraph of the law. And I actually don't see anything wrong with fucking animals as long as you have the stomach to kill and eat them.
Jeez, your views on afterplay are even more terrifying than your views on foreplay.


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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: cursing
« Reply #51 on: August 29, 2009, 02:43:18 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on August 28, 2009, 08:03:01 AM
Quote from: TheoK on August 28, 2009, 12:03:42 AM
Same here. The chemicals' law and the gun powder law are of course from the time before you needed a license to get a gun or mix something together and shoot it off. The legalizing of zoophilia accidently happened when homosexuality was decriminalized, since they were in the same paragraph of the law. And I actually don't see anything wrong with fucking animals as long as you have the stomach to kill and eat them.
Jeez, your views on afterplay are even more terrifying than your views on foreplay.

And I was going to ask were you suposed to kill it before or after fucking it???

I swear loads at work and out anywhere but if I'm at home with parents or around my friends family I dont cuz they dont like it.
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Re: cursing
« Reply #52 on: August 29, 2009, 04:09:24 PM »
zoophilia is wrong if the recipient doesn't give consent

obviously you have no way of knowing if the sheep/donkey/chicken is happy to be fucked, so it's wrong for the same reason it's wrong to fuck a spastic or a vegetable-person

if the non-human animal is the one doing the fucking though, then it's ok

consent is the issue with all sexual things: if all parties consent, there is no problem (assuming you take consent to imply adult)

obviously i have never fucked my cat, my tortoise, my dog, my gecko or my finches

i never fucked my hamsters or my rabbit either, even though my rabbit regularly tried to fuck me and my cat
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Re: cursing
« Reply #53 on: August 29, 2009, 04:10:50 PM »
he also bit my ass once

i remember it well. i was lay on a flag in the garden reading dostoevsky and i felt someone bit my ass and i was like "argh who the fuck was that"

kinda disappointed it was only my rabbit
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Re: cursing
« Reply #54 on: August 29, 2009, 04:11:46 PM »
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Re: cursing
« Reply #55 on: August 30, 2009, 02:02:09 AM »
Is fucking vegetables okay? Or do you also need their permission?
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Re: cursing
« Reply #56 on: August 30, 2009, 02:02:40 AM »
 :lol:
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