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Re: wondering if people could be diagnosed wrong as aspergers
« Reply #135 on: September 01, 2009, 07:41:00 PM »


You were pretty funny when you were henreich. You got Rage all kinds of pissed off.
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Re: wondering if people could be diagnosed wrong as aspergers
« Reply #136 on: September 01, 2009, 07:44:27 PM »
Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"
"Are you sure?" asked the second atom.
The first atom replied, "Yeah, I'm positive!"
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Re: wondering if people could be diagnosed wrong as aspergers
« Reply #137 on: September 01, 2009, 07:45:42 PM »
We should get buttcoffee to come back  :orly:
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Re: wondering if people could be diagnosed wrong as aspergers
« Reply #138 on: September 01, 2009, 07:46:11 PM »
what kind of key opens a banana?

a monkey
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Re: wondering if people could be diagnosed wrong as aspergers
« Reply #139 on: September 01, 2009, 07:49:45 PM »


What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?


You can't peanut butter your cock in someone's ass.


HAHAHA I MADE A JOKE ABOUT BUTTSECKS
« Last Edit: September 01, 2009, 07:53:45 PM by earthboundmisfit »
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Re: wondering if people could be diagnosed wrong as aspergers
« Reply #140 on: September 01, 2009, 07:50:08 PM »
Did you hear that a boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other?
Apparently the crew were marooned.
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Re: wondering if people could be diagnosed wrong as aspergers
« Reply #141 on: September 01, 2009, 07:52:55 PM »
Is that all?  I want more  :zoinks:
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Re: wondering if people could be diagnosed wrong as aspergers
« Reply #142 on: September 01, 2009, 07:53:57 PM »
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic
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Re: wondering if people could be diagnosed wrong as aspergers
« Reply #143 on: September 01, 2009, 07:54:23 PM »


Quote from: Bint on September 01, 2009, 07:52:55 PM
Is that all?  I want more  :zoinks:


that's what she said
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Re: wondering if people could be diagnosed wrong as aspergers
« Reply #144 on: September 01, 2009, 07:56:33 PM »
3 women are about to be executed. one is blonde, another is brunette, and the last is a redhead.guard brings to bunette forward and the killer askes if she has any last requests. she says no and the killer yells "READY!AIM!" and then the brunette yells "EARTH QUAKE" everyone runs for cover while she escapes. Then the guard brings the Redhead forward and the killer asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the killer yells"READY!AIM!" and the rehead yells"TORNADO." Everyone ducks and runs for cover while she escapes. Now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings the blonde forward and the killer asks if she has any last requests. She says no so the killer shouts "READY!AIM!" and the blonde yells"FIRE!"
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Re: wondering if people could be diagnosed wrong as aspergers
« Reply #145 on: September 01, 2009, 07:57:32 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on September 01, 2009, 07:49:45 PM
HAHAHA I MADE A JOKE ABOUT BUTTSECKS

WELL DONE

Now make one about cunningulus  :orly: (I spelt it right at 3 am, aren't I fucking awesome)
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Re: wondering if people could be diagnosed wrong as aspergers
« Reply #146 on: September 01, 2009, 07:59:31 PM »


Why is eating pussy like being in the Mafia?


One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
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Re: wondering if people could be diagnosed wrong as aspergers
« Reply #147 on: September 01, 2009, 08:01:38 PM »
What did one snowman say to the other?

Do you smell carrots?
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Re: wondering if people could be diagnosed wrong as aspergers
« Reply #148 on: September 02, 2009, 05:37:06 AM »
why do women wear makeup and purfume?

cause theyre ugly and they stink
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Re: wondering if people could be diagnosed wrong as aspergers
« Reply #149 on: September 02, 2009, 01:17:54 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on September 01, 2009, 07:41:00 PM


You were pretty funny when you were henreich. You got Rage all kinds of pissed off.

 :agreed:
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