Onkel Kånkel is dead

[TheoK]

Håkan Florå, more known as Onkel Kånkel, passed away on Saturday the 15th of August, only 47 years old. 

He might not be that well known to the foreign audience, but I'm sure that odeon and zer0 have heard of him. Sweden will be poorer without him. Here is one of his masterpieces, from the album "Donald Duck sucks balls".

[Callaway]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onkel_K%C3%A5nkel

47 is very young to die of a heart attack.

 

[TheoK]

He probably didn't live a very healthy life. He died in his girlfriends arms, though.

[ASpHole]

He doesn't seem to have the sleaze appeal of Eddie Meduza, though.

[TheoK]

Here is one of his masterpieces. 

We are the pedophiles,
we're playing volleyball.
We play against the homophiles,
we're leading with ass - love.

We must stand up for our rights
to tease balls and lick ass.

First server is Åke,
he's a pedophile like me,
and the serve goes to Yngve,
he gets younger with each day.

We must stand up for our rights.
Adult and juvenile is absolutely right.

We are all 65
The supermen of volleyball
with old mens' cocks of steel
to win is our goal.

A pedophile walks on the street
with his pants full of a hardon.
He's not allowed to catch a glimpse
of a pram even!

But gays are allowed to marry
and much much more,
so pedophiles come rally,
we want to make adoptions!

We must stand up for our rights
to tease balls and lick ass.
Adult and juvenile is absolutely right.
Yes, that's rule number one.

 

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[TheoK]

 

[TheoK]

And this one. An improvement of Irving Berlin's song from 1929; Puttin' on the Fritz:

In a little school toilet Fritz is standing wiping his butt with his tie,
puttin' on the Fritz.

He wants to shave Asco's testicles, because his long ball hairs are just itchy,
puttin' on the Fritz.

Asco has boots and sideburns,
Fritte has shitty underpants, no doubt.
Asco has bad luck, because all of his cock is in plaster,
puttin' on the Fritz.

Fritz and Asco are lying on the floor,
Asco's having a good time, his bum has gotten its share,
puttin' on the Fritz.
Fritz picks Asco's ass, finds a box of French fries,
puttin' on the Fritz.

Fritte has got red polo jumpers,
when he's digging for shit in Asco's butt, start a-pumping!
Asco's balls are as big as a family-size bag of chips,
puttin' on the Fritz.

Asco Asco Asco goes to Hollywood
Asco Asco Asco goes to Hollywood
Asco Asco Asco goes to Hollywood
Asco Asco Asco goes to Hollywood
Asco Asco Asco goes to Hollywood
Suck cock, suck cock, suck cock, suck cock
Asco Asco Asco goes to Hollywood

Asco had bought himself a giant dildo the other day; then it said pop!
Puttin' on the Fritz.
Now he's got it upp his ass, please sit down and take a good look,
puttin' on the Fritz.

Look at little Fritz and little Asco;
how hard they're trying it'll be fiasco.
Can you feel the smell of tabasco?
Then hold your breath, because here comes Asco
Brisk and quick-o.

In the little school toilet Fritz is sitting with his poophole full of dick,
puttin' on the Fritz.
Puttin' on the Fritz'
Shake it Asco.
9.8 on the Richter scale.
Show us your balls, Fritte!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

 

[odeon]

Yup, I remember him.

[TheoK]

Who doesn't? 

[TheoK]

"MARTIN LJUNG'S FORESKIN

When he comes there he gets horny
and little Svenne sucks on his wart -
warty penis shining of hemmorhoids and dangleberries.
Old semen's hanging from his foreskin
Under his scrotum lies little Knut and licks Karl-Evert up the shitter,
while he's jerking daddy's balls.
And there stands grandpa and jerks his little penis
and grandma's vagina is like juniper brushwood.
And the tit of little Spreta mostly resembles a clitoris.
Sucking cock we like to do every day,
suck some cock and tease the shitter a bit,
ah, sausage, pushes forwards!

Then look how the sausage grows out
out of the ass of Sven-Knut,
and then Bertil comes and licks his buttil,
oh yeah, oh yeah, and one, two, three!
Soon the smegma runs 
out of the hole on the little Svamp
and then Bertil comes; he's so horny
He wiggles with his shitter and says 'I am wet'!
Then comes Päron and says 'I want to be in the shitter too
and drive some dangleberries
and hemmorhoids and smegma.

Warts are erupting
on my balls,
Martin Ljung has such a small foreskin
that it doesn't reach over the glans.
And his shitter is so tight,
that when he shits, he pipes out little strings of shit
falling on the floor wherever he goes and wherever he stands.
The reverend has his dick behind but merely resembles a wheat flake."

 

[Gluey]

Brave

[TheoK]

 

[TheoK]

The people mentioned here are, as usual, very well known persons in Sweden. Carl Serung is an infamous porn producer and strip club owner that used to piss and shit on his girls. He lives in Thailand since many years now.  

"Is there anything you have wished-for? - Yes, yes, yes, you can shit on me!
Oh, I think you're a real copro-gay. - Yes, yes, yes, you can shit on me!
Well, my stomach is running, so we'll fix that. - Yes, yes, yes, you can shit on me!
I let it off in your mouth, if that's OK? - Yes, yes, yes, you can shit on me!

I feel peckish for something small and easily digested.
Do you know of any good toilet?
Let's get ourselves a diaper each.
Then it's just out and riot, haha!

Copro-gay, hey, hey, where are you going?
Copro-gay, say, say, will you come along...
...Home to me gay, gay, and drink some booze,
Made on "Loket's" morning shit!

Is there anything you want to tell me?  - Yes, yes, yes, you can shit on me!
A real enema with timothy. - Yes, yes, yes, you can shit on me!
And pick out the poo with a rubber thing. - Yes, yes, yes, you can shit on me!
That'll be a perfectly alright copro-gay pastry. - Yes, yes, yes, you can shit on me!

I like Melker much better than Tjorven,
Because Melker always have real guts in the sausage,
And I have spared some colostomy bags.
Melker can shit in them, hehe!

Copro-gay, hey, hey, where do we go now?
Copro-gay, hey, hey, let's go to Tabu.
I want to see the gay stripper Kånkel-Kajsa,
Then I want to watch Carl Serung poop.

Do I have anything in my ass for you? - Yes, yes, yes, you can shit on me!
Do you mind if I let off? - No, no, no, let it off on me!
This is a hit, and although the lyric is poor,
It'll cast some light on poop-coprophags.
And the sausage is taken from my excrement store.
There is a stench in the air - of shit! Hahaha!

You have poop on your balls - hey, hey!
Let me take your balls in my mouth - hey, hey!
And suck the balls just for a second - hey, hey!
I do that every day with my dog - hey, hey!

Copro-gay, hey, hey, always at the go.
Copro-gay, hey, hey, can I come with you.
Where we'll end up, hey, hey, we'll see.
On the way towards diarrhea.

Is there anything more I can do for you? - Yes, yes, yes, you can shit on me!
Because now I think the guts have made sausage. - Yes, yes, yes, I can shit on you!
But you are brown of poo like an oil sheik. - Yes, yes, yes, you can change my diaper!
And that's real excrement and no fake.

I met the copro at Copra Cabana,
He was a pot-herb a fag and a slob,
When I was shitting he was laying below watching,
He was never closer to Nirvana,
Shitting together became a habit,
When sausage was pushing forwards he was there with his camera,
Now he has enlarged my...brown banana! Hahaha!

Copro-gay, hey, hey - copro-gay pastry!
Yes, yes, yes, you can shit on me! - Yes, yes, yes, you can shit on me!
Copro-gay, hey, hey, always on the run,
Copro-gay, hey, hey, with fast steps,
Copro-gay, hey, hey, against new goals.
- Towards new brown holes!

Copro-gay, hey, hey, you're alwys at it.
Copro-gay, hey, hey, let me come with you,
Where we'll, hey, hey, end up, we'll see.
- Towards diarrhea."

 

["couldbecousin"]

He probably didn't live a very healthy life. He died in his girlfriends arms, though.

Awww,  . Now she must be !