Eris is the Greek goddess of chaos and discord. She has quite a reputation.
She wasn't invited to this wedding, ok, and she got real sore about it so she thought she would fuck with people and created
the golden apple of discordia
It says, "Kallisti", meaning " to the most beautiful one". So then Aphrodite, Athena, and Hera all start fighting because they each think that the apple is her own.
Zeus tells the bitches to STFU, and lets Paris make the decision.
Well, Paris is a dude and thinks with his dick and chose Aphrodite because she promised him Helen.
You know, THE Helen.
Well, it started the Trojan war
and Eris LOL'ed
and I am also a Greek Goddess so I thought the name fit.
I also sometimes use Ihateandywarhol because , well, I hate Andy Warhol.