guns

[DirtDawg]

She is gorgeous. Arms look okay to me, I think it's just the angle that makes them look short. The chest is way out of proportion on a girl who is so small-boned. I assume that it's a big set of implants. Implants are yuck.

HOW DARE YOU!!?!!???

Honestly, I do not know her.  BUT you're harshin' my buzz, Dude!

You want me to pretend they're real from now on when you post pics of girls with obvious implants? Can do. Should i say "those are real FOR SURE!!!" or should I just pretend I didn't notice the humongous things and just comment on how pretty her face and hands are?

Harsh, Dude and to think, I had a buzz.

 

I hope you never meet my seventeen year old daughter. She is not skinny, about one hundred thirty pounds, but sports a 42 DD (mommy took care of this measuring stuff when she had to have a strapless set up for her choir costume. She said damn, hers are bigger than mine) and I know for a fact that she has never had implant surgery.

OH, then mom had to get to work and I was in charge of the shopping trip to acquire said specialized girl equipment.  Imagine the looks an old bearded guy gets when he is shopping for a big bra AND how quickly the place clears out.
 

[DirtDawg]

I didn't get the double meaning.

Racking the bolt is what you have to do to "cock and load" a typical magazine fed gun of many sorts.

I might also refer to tit fucking if one were to be so inclined.

[Minister Of Silly Walks]

I didn't get the double meaning.

Racking the bolt is what you have to do to "cock and load" a typical magazine fed gun of many sorts.

I might also refer to tit fucking if one were to be so inclined.

I grew up around bolt-action guns, so I'm familiar with racking the bolt. And I can imagine a plethora of double meanings for it. I just didn't make the connection.

[Minister Of Silly Walks]

She is gorgeous. Arms look okay to me, I think it's just the angle that makes them look short. The chest is way out of proportion on a girl who is so small-boned. I assume that it's a big set of implants. Implants are yuck.

HOW DARE YOU!!?!!???

Honestly, I do not know her.  BUT you're harshin' my buzz, Dude!

You want me to pretend they're real from now on when you post pics of girls with obvious implants? Can do. Should i say "those are real FOR SURE!!!" or should I just pretend I didn't notice the humongous things and just comment on how pretty her face and hands are?

Harsh, Dude and to think, I had a buzz.

 

I hope you never meet my seventeen year old daughter. She is not skinny, about one hundred thirty pounds, but sports a 42 DD (mommy took care of this measuring stuff when she had to have a strapless set up for her choir costume. She said damn, hers are bigger than mine) and I know for a fact that she has never had implant surgery.

OH, then mom had to get to work and I was in charge of the shopping trip to acquire said specialized girl equipment.  Imagine the looks an old bearded guy gets when he is shopping for a big bra AND how quickly the place clears out.
 

That is huge for a 130 pound girl. I was going to say "you're gonna have your hands full" before I realized how incredibly inappropriate that sounds. Anyhow, I'm sure that you'll think of ways to keep the boys on their best behaviour.

My daughter just turned 10, above the 98th percentile on height for age, she will be an amazon. Not having those sort of issues with undergarment shopping yet. 

[DirtDawg]

I go from thinking that I should meet them while sharpening one of my machetes with a primitive rock (it would be a prop - I have very specific sharpening stones for all my blades) to asking them for help cleaning a few of my shotguns, then freaking them out by showing I can re-assemble it in less than a minute.

Boils down to finding solace in the fact I have already done what I need to do so that I can trust my daughter's judgement.

But, yeah, my daughter is stacked and my hands are full.

[odeon]

Is it just me or are her arms a bit short?

There does seem to be a slight photographic foreshortening of her forearm. I think her humerus length seems normal, though.
Camera phones or phone cameras pretty much suck.

This is why portrait photographers use long lenses and gradated lighting when photographing most people. The long focus lens tends to "flatten" the image (focus length of the lens does not affect depth of field, a common misconception. Depth of field is merely is function of lens aperture and subject Distance to acquire a specified image size at your film plane), getting rid of most anomalies associated with shorter focus lenses, such as foreshortening of limbs which are on an angle closer to the position of the camera rather than an angle closer to the perpendicular plane of focus. Then, of course, you have to put back the dimensional identifying shading and perception of depth with clever use of directional lighting strategies.

This one is really off, though, and it's not obvious what's wrong. It took me a while to realise why I was bothered about it.

[Yuri Bezmenov]

 

[Gopher Gary]

 

[Minister Of Silly Walks]

Pappy, that's a very clever meme (even though the picture is actually an 800mm gun).

I'm clearly spending too much time listening to my son talk about WW2.

[Yuri Bezmenov]

Yes, I know.

That's the Schwerer Gustav.

It was more a penis extension than an effective weapon of war.

[odeon]

Looks pretty mean to me, though. Guessing it could do a lot of damage, so what was the problem with it?