I want to bring in my 97 Pontiac Sunfire* and get a Prius, since there is no affordable full-electric out there. My Sunfire gets over 30 mpg, so a Prius is pretty much the only improvement. Every car I have bought fuel efficiency was a major, if not the only, factor in making the purchase.
*Unless Elle needs it for her boyfriend.
Wait, what? Are you giving me a free car for sleeping with someone who isn't you? I mean, I'll take it, but I'm somewhat perplexed.
Sure! I told you if you met a guy who might be the one, but he didn't have a car so you wouldn't give him a chance, that I would give you my 97 Sunfire. I would hate for you to pass up a chance at true love over such a trivial thing. I never once thought of it as a way to get you to sleep with me, silly! Where'd you get such a ridiculous idea?
...because I was so miserable without my own car I was on the verge of
that level of desperation?

Also, if I ever meet a guy that I think might be "the one," he probably is, considering I have yet to find myself capable of thinking that way.