Author Topic: Talk to the Mad Worldwide Communist Computer God!!!  (Read 687 times)

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Re: Talk to the Mad Worldwide Communist Computer God!!!
« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2007, 12:14:33 AM »
Absolute confusion is the first step towards
understanding.

Clear as mud!!!  ::)

You're slipping backwards on the route
to enlightenment. Try clearing your mind
of all knowledge (and I shall help relieve your
wallet of the sinful lucre).

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Re: Talk to the Mad Worldwide Communist Computer God!!!
« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2007, 03:55:39 AM »
Yes, god is a webbot. What else is new? ::)
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Re: Talk to the Mad Worldwide Communist Computer God!!!
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2010, 01:00:15 AM »
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Re: Talk to the Mad Worldwide Communist Computer God!!!
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2010, 06:46:26 PM »
cool! It's like Smarterchild on msn  before it got replaced with stpuid ass Wilma.
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Re: Talk to the Mad Worldwide Communist Computer God!!!
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2010, 06:48:30 PM »
Heres my conversation

Me:
 why did the dinosaurs die?
God:
Is this a joke? Why?
Me:
 fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
 because you did not answer my question
God:
Good reason.  OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
Me:
 why did the dinosuars die?
God:
Is this a joke? Why?
Me:
 fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
 you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
 god knows why he dinosaurs died
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 that has nothing to do with how the dinosaurs died
God:
It seemed like it had something  to do with how the dinosaurs died.
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Re: Talk to the Mad Worldwide Communist Computer God!!!
« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2010, 07:33:14 PM »
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God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 that has nothing to do with how the dinosaurs died
God:
It seemed like it had something  to do with how the dinosaurs died.

LOL. Just like chatting with a real live christian.  :2thumbsup:
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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