Let's see:
In order:
1983 Vauxhall Nova
1987 Austin Metro
1988 Vauxhall Belmont
2001 Toyota Yaris
1987 VW Polo
1995 Rover 214 SLI
1995 Nissan Sunny
1997 Rover 420 SD
1998 Vauxhall Astra estate
2002 Ford Mondeo
2003 Nissan Almera Tino
1996 Toyota Corolla
2002 Skoda Octavia estate
13 cars in 21 years then... I mostly buy the least crap car I think I can wring 2 years out of, other than the brand new Yaris I bought on finance in a fit of optimism. Some manage more, some less. The Metro, Polo and Corolla were short term 'I need a car NOW and I will put up with fucking anything' disposable cars acquired after a sudden demise. I like the Skoda fine so far but the Mk III Mondeo was my favourite - bags of room, huge boot, rock solid on snow and little back roads, went like hell on trunk roads. Even the air con worked. Developed a terminal oil leak and needed expensive suspension repairs at just the wrong time so it had to go.