How many vehicles have you owned?

[Gopher Gary]

My used paper cups collection. A part of why I have to move stuff from there still. 

Good gawd man, I though you said you have a woman. 

Yeah? I HAVE.


Not the other way 'round. She's like my cups, only I'm running rather low in quantity.
Items don't have the right to object to other items, do they?

My bitches keep my home clean and tidy. 

I wouldn't be able to trust mine not to 'clean' my other possessions away.


I keep it locked in its closet.

Your bitches aint housetrained. 

[Calandale]

My used paper cups collection. A part of why I have to move stuff from there still. 

Good gawd man, I though you said you have a woman. 

Yeah? I HAVE.


Not the other way 'round. She's like my cups, only I'm running rather low in quantity.
Items don't have the right to object to other items, do they?

My bitches keep my home clean and tidy. 

I wouldn't be able to trust mine not to 'clean' my other possessions away.


I keep it locked in its closet.

Your bitches aint housetrained. 

Duh. They bitches.


Which is why you were surprised they didn't impose their will on my cups.
Which are PERFECTLY trained. They do exactly what I desire.

[Gopher Gary]

My used paper cups collection. A part of why I have to move stuff from there still. 

Good gawd man, I though you said you have a woman. 

Yeah? I HAVE.


Not the other way 'round. She's like my cups, only I'm running rather low in quantity.
Items don't have the right to object to other items, do they?

My bitches keep my home clean and tidy. 

I wouldn't be able to trust mine not to 'clean' my other possessions away.


I keep it locked in its closet.

Your bitches aint housetrained. 

Duh. They bitches.


Which is why you were surprised they didn't impose their will on my cups.
Which are PERFECTLY trained. They do exactly what I desire.

It sounds like you're the one that needs to be trained to be the bitch. 

[Calandale]

Maybe. But, with the support of my cups, it's not likely that a revolt would succeed.