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How do I move up to elder?
« on: July 21, 2009, 09:03:14 PM »
How do I move up to elder? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
My little piece of hell
stay the fuck out of it

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Re: How do I move up to elder?
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2009, 10:20:58 PM »


I think you need 500 posts.

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Re: How do I move up to elder?
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2009, 04:15:01 AM »
Stick around long enough and you get invited.

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Re: How do I move up to elder?
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2009, 05:08:54 AM »
You need to sleep with one of the admins

IIRC

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Re: How do I move up to elder?
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2009, 07:30:01 AM »
You need to sleep with one of the admins
...the policy is no longer that you have to sleep with *all* of them?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: How do I move up to elder?
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2009, 07:48:36 AM »
Wow you did them all? I just had to do Milla to get into the WC

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Re: How do I move up to elder?
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2009, 09:26:25 AM »


I think you need 500 posts.

Of which more than half need to be emoticon-free. :P :P :P
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Re: How do I move up to elder?
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2009, 09:27:07 AM »
You need to sleep with one of the admins
...the policy is no longer that you have to sleep with *all* of them?

I dislike the word "policy". :P
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Re: How do I move up to elder?
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2009, 02:37:05 PM »
How do I move up to elder? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

Nick I can't believe you made a thread for this.

Son. I am dissapoint...
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: How do I move up to elder?
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2009, 02:44:23 PM »
Why? It's a good question.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

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Re: How do I move up to elder?
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2009, 04:00:39 PM »
Why? It's a good question.

I already told him. ::)
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: How do I move up to elder?
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2009, 05:03:03 PM »
Bribery works too :zoinks:
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: How do I move up to elder?
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2009, 08:37:17 PM »
Cookies, they like cookies.
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: How do I move up to elder?
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2009, 12:24:47 PM »
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

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Re: How do I move up to elder?
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2009, 08:01:49 PM »
People who desire to become an elder must wash their eyes with the holy aspie water. Why? Many, many horrors await in it's picture thread... namely nudes of a certain ginger.