I own a multi-million dollar corporation and I'm planning a vacation in the Bahamas.

Anyone wishing to gain future promotional endorsement from my firm should send me the keys to their beachfront condo.

Who do you blame more though? The teenager who makes this up, or the people too lazy to check out his background from the very beginning, 6 months and finally someone smells something fishy?
I sneak candy into movie theaters, the autism makes me do it. 
I do too!
