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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #315 on: November 24, 2009, 04:44:17 AM »

No personal experience myself (yet) but have also been told (from a lezzie couple I knew) that female cum stings like a mother too.

Yup but, like a slightly chaffed dick, it is not enough to put the brakes on things completely. Both will make you wince a bit though   :o
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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #316 on: November 24, 2009, 08:21:46 AM »
Damn. I was hoping someone would take advantage of me. :P
That's the bigger concern if I'm drunk.

Yeah, yeah, but what's the downside? :P
Well, I mean, I'm assuming there would be folks around who would be bothered by excessive physical contact, even from a hottie like myself.   :zoinks:

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What gave it away?
The assless chaps you guys wear like it's a uniform.
She probably thinks one of the guys would try to "take advantage" of her being drunk.
Don't be so sexist.  How do you know I'm not scared of Bint?


Why would you be scared of Bint?

Cause I'd be all over her from the get go  :thumbup:
Actually, I was more scared of rejection, so HOORAY!!!!
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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #317 on: November 24, 2009, 08:39:19 AM »
"Assless chaps"? :P
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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #318 on: November 25, 2009, 02:20:40 PM »

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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #319 on: November 25, 2009, 02:22:08 PM »
Men with no arse?

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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #320 on: November 25, 2009, 02:22:26 PM »
I have a nice arse

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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #321 on: November 25, 2009, 02:23:01 PM »
That guy's arse is nice.

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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #322 on: November 25, 2009, 02:24:49 PM »

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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #323 on: November 25, 2009, 03:08:08 PM »
"Assless chaps"? :P
I tried to think of the most visually unpleasant thing I'd seen at a fetish night, and it was between that and diapers.  I figured it would be less ironic if it reflected reality, so I went with the chaps.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #324 on: November 25, 2009, 03:17:56 PM »
You wore one of those?  Can Binty have pics?

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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #325 on: November 25, 2009, 03:34:19 PM »
You wore one of those?  Can Binty have pics?
SEEN, not WORN.  Good LORD.
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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #326 on: November 26, 2009, 01:18:46 AM »
My eyes, my eyes. :GA:
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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #327 on: November 26, 2009, 10:01:04 AM »
My eyes, my eyes. :GA:
That was what I was saying the whole night.   :laugh:
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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #328 on: November 26, 2009, 02:03:43 PM »
 :lol:

Odeon did ask.