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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #540 on: August 14, 2014, 06:08:07 PM »
I am Bill Murray.

No you're not. You didn't show up at my wedding.

You don't think i'm Bill Murray?

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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #541 on: August 14, 2014, 10:55:57 PM »
Anybody want to meet me? PMS Elle was cool. I'd meet just about any of you.

Had I known...
That trig would have met with you, or that I'm cool?  :P

That you're cool. :P
I wish I'd known that, too.

a) So odeon doesn't really care to meet me?  :'(
b) PMS Elle doesn't know she's cool?  :dunno:

Of course I care to meet you. :hug:

And Maybe Elle is one of those naturals?
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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #542 on: August 14, 2014, 10:56:32 PM »
I am Bill Murray.

No you're not. You didn't show up at my wedding.

You don't think i'm Bill Murray?

No. You don't have funny hats either.
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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #543 on: August 15, 2014, 04:02:01 AM »
Anybody want to meet me? PMS Elle was cool. I'd meet just about any of you.

Had I known...
That trig would have met with you, or that I'm cool?  :P

That you're cool. :P
I wish I'd known that, too.

a) So odeon doesn't really care to meet me?  :'(
b) PMS Elle doesn't know she's cool?  :dunno:

Of course I care to meet you. :hug:

And Maybe Elle is one of those naturals?
a natural what?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #544 on: August 15, 2014, 11:32:30 AM »
I'd like to meet most of you.

Perhaps when I win the lottery and I'm taking a trip across the US and Europe.

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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #545 on: August 15, 2014, 12:01:38 PM »
Anybody want to meet me? PMS Elle was cool. I'd meet just about any of you.

Had I known...
That trig would have met with you, or that I'm cool?  :P

That you're cool. :P
I wish I'd known that, too.

a) So odeon doesn't really care to meet me?  :'(
b) PMS Elle doesn't know she's cool?  :dunno:

Of course I care to meet you. :hug:

And Maybe Elle is one of those naturals?
a natural what?

Blonde?
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #546 on: August 15, 2014, 01:02:49 PM »
Why, a natural Elle. :M
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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #547 on: August 15, 2014, 01:34:21 PM »
I'd like to meet most of you.

Perhaps when I win the lottery and I'm taking a trip across the US and Europe.

Keep away from me or I'll spray you with mace.  :zoinks:
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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #548 on: August 15, 2014, 01:36:12 PM »
pfft!!  My posse would have to keep you from tearing my clothes off and having your way with me.  :M

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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #549 on: August 15, 2014, 01:52:23 PM »
pfft!!  My posse would have to keep you from tearing my clothes off and having your way with me.  :M

Your posse's so ugly it makes onions cry.  :zoinks:
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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #550 on: August 15, 2014, 02:15:01 PM »
Who cares if they're ugly, they get the job done!!

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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #551 on: August 15, 2014, 02:19:16 PM »
My posse can beat up your posse.  :zoinks:
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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #552 on: August 15, 2014, 03:37:50 PM »
Is posse supposed to be an innuendo?
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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Oh, is life as bad as dreams
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« Reply #553 on: August 15, 2014, 05:14:33 PM »
Is posse supposed to be an innuendo?

Do you have a posse too?  :orly:
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Re: Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL
« Reply #554 on: August 15, 2014, 07:47:04 PM »
Is posse supposed to be an innuendo?

Do you have a posse too?  :orly:

Nah, in lieu of a posse I just carry a big stick.
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems