Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL

[ῦ]

I am hilarious in the sack...

What do you do? Stand up Lay down comedy? Physical humor?

Sounds like ther might be a career in this!!

I think they call that "prosititution." 

And if you've never laughed during sex, IMO you're doing it wrong.  If stripping naked with another human being and sticking parts of each other into each other while attempting to get each other to make various noises, secretions and spasms isn't a situation that requires a sense of humor, I don't know what is.

The dissonance between this statement and your avatar is...staggering.

[Alex179]

That bear hug would probably get you killed.

You might be able to tolerate me.  I'd prolly just do my "Meeting someone off the internet for the first time in a public place anhd I don't want to greet the wrong person" crane and headtilt, my "OK, I think this is the right person" name drop in a questioning voice, and finally my (patented "I don't really want to invade anyone's space and I definitely don't want swine flu" wave with an awkward "Hey, what's up."

(Oh god, I'm pretty sure that's actually my procedure, too, lol.)

Well so long as you would not object to a hug from a relative stranger you and I would get on just fine. 

As long as you woudln't object to getting maced, we'd get along fine. 

I would not mind meeting you PMS Elle, you're really funny and I like funny people. Especially when they're cute females. 

Yes, she is really funny.   Admit it, you just want to bone her.

I am hilarious in the sack...

You don't just tickle the funny bone, do you?

[Scrapheap]

I am hilarious in the sack...

What do you do? Stand up Lay down comedy? Physical humor?

Sounds like ther might be a career in this!!

I think they call that "prosititution." 

And if you've never laughed during sex, IMO you're doing it wrong.  If stripping naked with another human being and sticking parts of each other into each other while attempting to get each other to make various noises, secretions and spasms isn't a situation that requires a sense of humor, I don't know what is.

I only laughed realy hard once durring sex. I was doing a high school friend. She was laying on her side and I was kneeling behind her so we were at a 90 deg angle to eachother. Every time I thrusted in and out, it made a slurping noise. We both burst out in hysterics. Of course it helped that we were both stoned at the time...

[Celticgoddess]

You've only laughed? Really? I think moments in bed can be absolutely hilarious. But that's probably because I'm prone to making smartass comments. "okay, can you not thrust so deep. You're hitting my fucking tonsils?"

[El]

You've only laughed? Really? I think moments in bed can be absolutely hilarious. But that's probably because I'm prone to making smartass comments. "okay, can you not thrust so deep. You're hitting my fucking tonsils?"

Yeah, jeez, I mean I don't turn the sack into comedy central on a regular basis, but sometimes stuff happens that's just plain funny.

Also, CG, were you talking with your mouth full or was he hung like a horse?

[Celticgoddess]

You've only laughed? Really? I think moments in bed can be absolutely hilarious. But that's probably because I'm prone to making smartass comments. "okay, can you not thrust so deep. You're hitting my fucking tonsils?"

Yeah, jeez, I mean I don't turn the sack into comedy central on a regular basis, but sometimes stuff happens that's just plain funny.

Also, CG, were you talking with your mouth full or was he hung like a horse?

*neigh*

[El]

I am hilarious in the sack...

What do you do? Stand up Lay down comedy? Physical humor?

Sounds like ther might be a career in this!!

I think they call that "prosititution." 

And if you've never laughed during sex, IMO you're doing it wrong.  If stripping naked with another human being and sticking parts of each other into each other while attempting to get each other to make various noises, secretions and spasms isn't a situation that requires a sense of humor, I don't know what is.

The dissonance between this statement and your avatar is...staggering.

How so?

You've only laughed? Really? I think moments in bed can be absolutely hilarious. But that's probably because I'm prone to making smartass comments. "okay, can you not thrust so deep. You're hitting my fucking tonsils?"

Yeah, jeez, I mean I don't turn the sack into comedy central on a regular basis, but sometimes stuff happens that's just plain funny.

Also, CG, were you talking with your mouth full or was he hung like a horse?

*neigh*

Lucky girl.  Though, after I asked, I realized that you might answer "both," and make me feel quite sorry for you.   

[ῦ]

I am hilarious in the sack...

What do you do? Stand up Lay down comedy? Physical humor?

Sounds like ther might be a career in this!!

I think they call that "prosititution." 

And if you've never laughed during sex, IMO you're doing it wrong.  If stripping naked with another human being and sticking parts of each other into each other while attempting to get each other to make various noises, secretions and spasms isn't a situation that requires a sense of humor, I don't know what is.

The dissonance between this statement and your avatar is...staggering.

How so?

I keep reading your posts as though it's Hannalore saying it.

[El]

I am hilarious in the sack...

What do you do? Stand up Lay down comedy? Physical humor?

Sounds like ther might be a career in this!!

I think they call that "prosititution." 

And if you've never laughed during sex, IMO you're doing it wrong.  If stripping naked with another human being and sticking parts of each other into each other while attempting to get each other to make various noises, secretions and spasms isn't a situation that requires a sense of humor, I don't know what is.

The dissonance between this statement and your avatar is...staggering.

How so?

I keep reading your posts as though it's Hannalore saying it.

Well, to be fair, she'd need a sense of humor.  That, and a whole fuckload of tranquilizers... and lysol.   :lol:

[Celticgoddess]

You've only laughed? Really? I think moments in bed can be absolutely hilarious. But that's probably because I'm prone to making smartass comments. "okay, can you not thrust so deep. You're hitting my fucking tonsils?"

Yeah, jeez, I mean I don't turn the sack into comedy central on a regular basis, but sometimes stuff happens that's just plain funny.

Also, CG, were you talking with your mouth full or was he hung like a horse?

*neigh*

Lucky girl.  Though, after I asked, I realized that you might answer "both," and make me feel quite sorry for you.   

bwahaha. Not as good as it would seem though. I'd rather enjoy the moment instead of wondering if my cervix is going to be impaled.

[Alex179]

It is funny when my cum gets in a chick's hair or eye, well... at least it is funny to me.   

[ῦ]

It is funny when my cum gets in a chick's hair or eye, well... at least it is funny to me.   

Urgh, it's a pain in the arse when it gets into hair.

[Tesla]

I can't be bothered to look through all the pages.  Did anyone say me?

[odeon]

I would like to meet you.

[El]

It is funny when my cum gets in a chick's hair or eye, well... at least it is funny to me.   

Urgh, it's a pain in the arse when it gets into hair.

Agreed, though funny as well... can't help the "something about mary" jokes.

In the eye, not so much, I'd imagine.  Sounds painful.