Intenistians you'd love to meet IRL

[Al Swearegen]

I'd probably want to meet most of the people here. And since I'm not a people person I'd probably regret it before the meeting was over.

I will give you just an insight. I am hypotactile so first thing I would do is "Say G'day big fella" not acknowledge your extended hand, give you a bear hug and slap you on the back. Then because I am a social spaz would (in order to circumvent my social inadequacies) talk almost exclusively about me and my interests and keep the drinks coming to keep you planted and try desperately to find some common ground (I2) and dribble a lot of crap about "funny times" here. Hoping that by the time you got to this point you were too drunk to leave....

How you liking it so far 

[odeon]

That bear hug would probably get you killed.

[Celticgoddess]

:lol: That's hysterical. I can totally picture it.

Even though I'm not a "huge a person I don't know well" kinda girl, I'd totally take a hug from Sir Les or Hyke. Probably because I feel like I do know them well enough. So you can hit me up, Sir Les. 

[Al Swearegen]

That bear hug would probably get you killed.

C'mon you should know but now how hard I am to kill.

[Al Swearegen]

:lol: That's hysterical. I can totally picture it.

Even though I'm not a "huge a person I don't know well" kinda girl, I'd totally take a hug from Sir Les or Hyke. Probably because I feel like I do know them well enough. So you can hit me up, Sir Les. 

Deal! 

[El]

That bear hug would probably get you killed.

You might be able to tolerate me.  I'd prolly just do my "Meeting someone off the internet for the first time in a public place anhd I don't want to greet the wrong person" crane and headtilt, my "OK, I think this is the right person" name drop in a questioning voice, and finally my (patented "I don't really want to invade anyone's space and I definitely don't want swine flu" wave with an awkward "Hey, what's up."

(Oh god, I'm pretty sure that's actually my procedure, too, lol.)

[Al Swearegen]

That bear hug would probably get you killed.

You might be able to tolerate me.  I'd prolly just do my "Meeting someone off the internet for the first time in a public place anhd I don't want to greet the wrong person" crane and headtilt, my "OK, I think this is the right person" name drop in a questioning voice, and finally my (patented "I don't really want to invade anyone's space and I definitely don't want swine flu" wave with an awkward "Hey, what's up."

(Oh god, I'm pretty sure that's actually my procedure, too, lol.)

Well so long as you would not object to a hug from a relative stranger you and I would get on just fine. 

[El]

That bear hug would probably get you killed.

You might be able to tolerate me.  I'd prolly just do my "Meeting someone off the internet for the first time in a public place anhd I don't want to greet the wrong person" crane and headtilt, my "OK, I think this is the right person" name drop in a questioning voice, and finally my (patented "I don't really want to invade anyone's space and I definitely don't want swine flu" wave with an awkward "Hey, what's up."

(Oh god, I'm pretty sure that's actually my procedure, too, lol.)

Well so long as you would not object to a hug from a relative stranger you and I would get on just fine. 

As long as you woudln't object to getting maced, we'd get along fine. 

[Al Swearegen]

That bear hug would probably get you killed.

You might be able to tolerate me.  I'd prolly just do my "Meeting someone off the internet for the first time in a public place anhd I don't want to greet the wrong person" crane and headtilt, my "OK, I think this is the right person" name drop in a questioning voice, and finally my (patented "I don't really want to invade anyone's space and I definitely don't want swine flu" wave with an awkward "Hey, what's up."

(Oh god, I'm pretty sure that's actually my procedure, too, lol.)

Well so long as you would not object to a hug from a relative stranger you and I would get on just fine. 

As long as you woudln't object to getting maced, we'd get along fine. 

Be an interesting meeting. 

[odeon]

That bear hug would probably get you killed.

C'mon you should know but now how hard I am to kill.

I'd probably just maim you, then.

[jman]

That bear hug would probably get you killed.

You might be able to tolerate me.  I'd prolly just do my "Meeting someone off the internet for the first time in a public place anhd I don't want to greet the wrong person" crane and headtilt, my "OK, I think this is the right person" name drop in a questioning voice, and finally my (patented "I don't really want to invade anyone's space and I definitely don't want swine flu" wave with an awkward "Hey, what's up."

(Oh god, I'm pretty sure that's actually my procedure, too, lol.)

Well so long as you would not object to a hug from a relative stranger you and I would get on just fine. 

As long as you woudln't object to getting maced, we'd get along fine. 

I would not mind meeting you PMS Elle, you're really funny and I like funny people. Especially when they're cute females. 

[Alex179]

That bear hug would probably get you killed.

You might be able to tolerate me.  I'd prolly just do my "Meeting someone off the internet for the first time in a public place anhd I don't want to greet the wrong person" crane and headtilt, my "OK, I think this is the right person" name drop in a questioning voice, and finally my (patented "I don't really want to invade anyone's space and I definitely don't want swine flu" wave with an awkward "Hey, what's up."

(Oh god, I'm pretty sure that's actually my procedure, too, lol.)

Well so long as you would not object to a hug from a relative stranger you and I would get on just fine. 

As long as you woudln't object to getting maced, we'd get along fine. 

I would not mind meeting you PMS Elle, you're really funny and I like funny people. Especially when they're cute females. 

Yes, she is really funny.   Admit it, you just want to bone her.

[El]

That bear hug would probably get you killed.

You might be able to tolerate me.  I'd prolly just do my "Meeting someone off the internet for the first time in a public place anhd I don't want to greet the wrong person" crane and headtilt, my "OK, I think this is the right person" name drop in a questioning voice, and finally my (patented "I don't really want to invade anyone's space and I definitely don't want swine flu" wave with an awkward "Hey, what's up."

(Oh god, I'm pretty sure that's actually my procedure, too, lol.)

Well so long as you would not object to a hug from a relative stranger you and I would get on just fine. 

As long as you woudln't object to getting maced, we'd get along fine. 

I would not mind meeting you PMS Elle, you're really funny and I like funny people. Especially when they're cute females. 

Yes, she is really funny.   Admit it, you just want to bone her.

I am hilarious in the sack...

[Scrapheap]

I am hilarious in the sack...

What do you do? Stand up Lay down comedy? Physical humor?

Sounds like ther might be a career in this!!

[El]

I am hilarious in the sack...

What do you do? Stand up Lay down comedy? Physical humor?

Sounds like ther might be a career in this!!

I think they call that "prosititution." 

And if you've never laughed during sex, IMO you're doing it wrong.  If stripping naked with another human being and sticking parts of each other into each other while attempting to get each other to make various noises, secretions and spasms isn't a situation that requires a sense of humor, I don't know what is.