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Offline El

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iPod Nano shake-to-shuffle MOTHERFUCKER
« on: July 15, 2009, 07:31:04 AM »
Anyone know how to make an iPod Nano NOT "shake-to-shuffle?"  Random query but we have some tech-savvy folks here.  I'm pretty much assuming it's a glitch that apple decided to pretend they did on purpose and call a bonus feature.

(Yes, I know, don't use ipods, they're corporate and evil and lousy and yaddah yaddah.  I like mah crappy corporate Mp3 player.  It givez me musicz.)
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Re: iPod Nano shake-to-shuffle MOTHERFUCKER
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2009, 07:32:02 AM »
Hitting it with a brick or running it over with a car might help.  >:D
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Re: iPod Nano shake-to-shuffle MOTHERFUCKER
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2009, 07:33:56 AM »
Put some per/chlorate based flash in it.  :zoinks:
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Re: iPod Nano shake-to-shuffle MOTHERFUCKER
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2009, 07:38:09 AM »
Keep it very still
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Re: iPod Nano shake-to-shuffle MOTHERFUCKER
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2009, 07:42:36 AM »
Quote from: Sophopotamus on July 15, 2009, 07:38:09 AM
Keep it very still
Lol, thaaaaankssss.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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Re: iPod Nano shake-to-shuffle MOTHERFUCKER
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2009, 07:45:52 AM »
Just put some flash in it and... :zoinks:

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Re: iPod Nano shake-to-shuffle MOTHERFUCKER
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2009, 07:46:23 AM »
Break it.

iPods grate me.
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Re: iPod Nano shake-to-shuffle MOTHERFUCKER
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2009, 07:47:22 AM »
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Re: iPod Nano shake-to-shuffle MOTHERFUCKER
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2009, 08:04:55 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 15, 2009, 07:31:04 AM
Anyone know how to make an iPod Nano NOT "shake-to-shuffle?"  Random query but we have some tech-savvy folks here.  I'm pretty much assuming it's a glitch that apple decided to pretend they did on purpose and call a bonus feature.

(Yes, I know, don't use ipods, they're corporate and evil and lousy and yaddah yaddah.  I like mah crappy corporate Mp3 player.  It givez me musicz.)
Probably a hack somewhere that you can do - should be easy enough to find if someone has done one.
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Re: iPod Nano shake-to-shuffle MOTHERFUCKER
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2009, 08:29:42 AM »
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Re: iPod Nano shake-to-shuffle MOTHERFUCKER
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2009, 10:08:34 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on July 15, 2009, 08:29:42 AM
Hold switch?

http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?messageID=8086933
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For the record, I held out a long time on iPods...didn't want to be trendy. But having my entire music collection at the palm of my hand fucking kicks ass. I was at an Apple Store last week ans bought the video out cable and now am watching all of my digital videos (movies, TV, etc.) wherever I go. The interface is user-friendly, if you bother to learn how to use it. Got an iPhone last Fall and can't imagine ever not having one again. Apple got it right! Plus I checked out at the store electronically and the receipt was e-mailed to me. No paper!
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Re: iPod Nano shake-to-shuffle MOTHERFUCKER
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2009, 01:55:21 PM »
go to settimgs
playback
set shake to off
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Re: iPod Nano shake-to-shuffle MOTHERFUCKER
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2009, 03:06:12 PM »
Quote from: Toad on July 15, 2009, 01:55:21 PM
go to settimgs
playback
set shake to off
 ;D

Where's the fun in that? :P
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Re: iPod Nano shake-to-shuffle MOTHERFUCKER
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2009, 03:08:17 PM »
Listen to me and  :headexplode:
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Re: iPod Nano shake-to-shuffle MOTHERFUCKER
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2009, 03:09:46 PM »
Heeeeey yaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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