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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #1920 on: May 23, 2011, 08:08:25 AM »
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,

And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son
!

I love this poem.   Wise words Kipling.  I learned it at school, had to
recite it in a school assembly -  and i know it word for word off the
top of my head.  i say it to myself often,  especially if i am
feeling a bit lazy  -  i like the line 'with sixty second's worth of distance run'
blah blah blah

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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #1921 on: May 23, 2011, 11:47:11 AM »
Can't think of anything to say to myself today. :P
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #1922 on: May 23, 2011, 12:32:09 PM »
Have the house to myself  :2thumbsup:

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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #1923 on: May 23, 2011, 01:17:02 PM »
Get the photographic evidence uploaded FIRST, and then make your accusation.

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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #1924 on: May 23, 2011, 02:11:04 PM »
Polish pickles are yummy.

Eating a lot of the Dutch version of those is said to be a sign of pregnancy.  :asthing:

My brother ate an over 1 liter jar of them, as a toddler, in just a few nights. :viking:

Well, was he pregnant?   :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #1925 on: May 23, 2011, 02:11:40 PM »
it's amazing what a 12 hours sleep and some delicious French Toast can do for attitudes.
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #1926 on: May 23, 2011, 03:45:23 PM »
Polish pickles are yummy.

Eating a lot of the Dutch version of those is said to be a sign of pregnancy.  :asthing:

My brother ate an over 1 liter jar of them, as a toddler, in just a few nights. :viking:

Well, was he pregnant?   :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:

We all think he still is.  :nerdy:
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #1927 on: May 23, 2011, 03:56:09 PM »
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,

And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son
!

I love this poem.   Wise words Kipling.  I learned it at school, had to
recite it in a school assembly -  and i know it word for word off the
top of my head.  i say it to myself often,  especially if i am
feeling a bit lazy  -  i like the line 'with sixty second's worth of distance run'
If all that ^^^ fails, go kill something.  :autism:

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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #1928 on: May 25, 2011, 05:55:04 AM »
   "Progress, not perfection!"  :viking:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


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People forget.
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #1929 on: May 25, 2011, 06:25:53 AM »
C'mon, let's go back to work. You know you need to.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #1930 on: May 25, 2011, 10:19:18 AM »
Where's that damn holly sprig?  And you need to brush your teeth, decide on what to fix for lunch, bake the chickens, make the beef stew, clean the house.
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #1931 on: May 25, 2011, 01:30:58 PM »
You should log off and make yourself useful.
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #1932 on: May 25, 2011, 02:50:45 PM »
Please don't get overly anxious for the coming dentist's appointment next Monday, luut.
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #1933 on: May 25, 2011, 05:15:39 PM »
You made some good buys today, but spent too much money.
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #1934 on: May 25, 2011, 05:21:09 PM »
Where's that damn holly sprig?  And you need to brush your teeth, decide on what to fix for lunch, bake the chickens, make the beef stew, clean the house.

 Why do you need a holly sprig?  Are you going to have Christmas in May?   :santa:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"