Say something to yourself

[bodie]

just sleep ffs

[Trigger 11]

You are alone in this world sans your kids. Love them and cherish them for as long as you can.

[Trigger 11]

I cannot believe my son just said the following random thing at our campout/sleepover:

"My dingle is sticking up!"

I want to laugh my ass off but don't want to draw attention to it!!!

[Queen Victoria]

I cannot believe my son just said the following random thing at our campout/sleepover:

"My dingle is sticking up!"

I want to laugh my ass off but don't want to draw attention to it!!!

When the Princess Royal was about 11 she and I were being interviewed by the local newspaper about strokes and children.  She unexpectedly interrupted the interview with the announcement, "I don't masturbate anymore."  The interviewer and I looked at each other with shocked, straight faces.  She said, "Don't worry, we won't put that in the interview."

[odeon]

Can't be arsed.

["couldbecousin"]

"Don't forget to buy coffee!"   

[Eclair]

I cannot believe my son just said the following random thing at our campout/sleepover:

"My dingle is sticking up!"

I want to laugh my ass off but don't want to draw attention to it!!!

When the Princess Royal was about 11 she and I were being interviewed by the local newspaper about strokes and children.  She unexpectedly interrupted the interview with the announcement, "I don't masturbate anymore."  The interviewer and I looked at each other with shocked, straight faces.  She said, "Don't worry, we won't put that in the interview."

When my sister was about 3 I took her into a public toilet at our local shopping centre - I must have been about 16 and we both went to the loo in the same cubicle.

To my horror, she said 'why do you have a hairy bottom'...of course she meant technically the front one...and we didn't even use the word 'bottom' for genitals. It was of course, the worst moment in my shopping centre loo experiences.

[P7PSP]

I cannot believe my son just said the following random thing at our campout/sleepover:

"My dingle is sticking up!"

I want to laugh my ass off but don't want to draw attention to it!!!

When the Princess Royal was about 11 she and I were being interviewed by the local newspaper about strokes and children.  She unexpectedly interrupted the interview with the announcement, "I don't masturbate anymore."  The interviewer and I looked at each other with shocked, straight faces.  She said, "Don't worry, we won't put that in the interview."

When my sister was about 3 I took her into a public toilet at our local shopping centre - I must have been about 16 and we both went to the loo in the same cubicle.

To my horror, she said 'why do you have a hairy bottom'...of course she meant technically the front one...and we didn't even use the word 'bottom' for genitals. It was of course, the worst moment in my shopping centre loo experiences.

[Queen Victoria]

Don't forget to wake up early tomorrow for weekly b'fast meeting.

["couldbecousin"]

Don't forget to wake up early tomorrow and pick up the Weeble for weekly b'fast meeting.

Fixed!   

[Queen Victoria]

Don't forget to wake up early tomorrow and pick up the Weeble for weekly b'fast meeting.

Fixed!   

Would you really be thrilled to go to McDonald's and listen to 2 elderly women talk about their special needs daughters for 2 hours?  Somewhere along the line we also talk about other things, but it's usually our daughters.

["couldbecousin"]

Don't forget to wake up early tomorrow and pick up the Weeble for weekly b'fast meeting.

Fixed!   

Would you really be thrilled to go to McDonald's and listen to 2 elderly women talk about their special needs daughters for 2 hours?  Somewhere along the line we also talk about other things, but it's usually our daughters.

I'd be happily chewing! I wouldn't hear another thing!   

[Queen Victoria]

It will be an early night for you dearie.  Much too sleep deprived to stay up late.

[Trigger 11]

Your timing is almost impeccable!

["couldbecousin"]

"One more post and Trigger will become an Obsessive Postwhore!"