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Offline Peter

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WTF?
« on: August 14, 2006, 08:44:25 PM »
Alex Plank just sent me a friend request.   ???

http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=528692627611682056
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: WTF?
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2006, 09:28:50 PM »
its a portal to your database where he can hack you and get all your nudies.
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Re: WTF?
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2006, 09:33:35 PM »
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my idea of a perfect first date:     A girl
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: WTF?
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2006, 09:47:08 PM »
I guess they have a special 419 scam for linux programmers:

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Yannick: Hello @lex,
All the pleasure is for me to write you this message.Today, I look at your orkut's profil,so I noticed that you are kind,nice,interesting and tidy somebody.Let's me to introduce myself : I'm a young african who will like to understake one partnership with you; so currently I created a club the volunteers programmers for achieve one Operating System based on Linux; in fact, I want to prove that Africa need rather the free software for success in computer world.
Besides I will like that you add me as friend so I will have need to you for achievement this kind projet...
my emails: lontchisoft@gmail.com or lontchi7@yahoo.fr or lontchi7@hotmail.com
Thank for advancing
Y@nnick from Cameroon
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: WTF?
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2006, 01:41:15 AM »
christ on a fucking stick...  ::)

peter, you HAVE to let him be your friend, so you post all his nonsense here, and we can join in, vicariously.   :laugh:  we can all write your response - ooooo, a new game!  ROFL!
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Re: WTF?
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2006, 08:53:03 PM »
Are you sure he only wants to be a friend, Peter?  ;)
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