A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Ive always seen the Brits and Americans as really prudish, and thought that the Dutch,Germans, and Scandinavians were really comfortable with nudity and sex. Ive heard that Scandinavians go naked in the sauna with strangers, and Germans dont have seperate changing roms for boys and girls.Its probably all just silly rumours though.All stuff that makes a good British girl blush :lol:
Most are, I think. Well, some of 'us' go shopping in the nude wearing only a pair of wooden clogs. Depending on the weather of course. Nah (surry), but dunno.. think we are more relaxed about it than e.g. folks in the US or China but where on a scale the Dutch go? I have nothing to hide but..Um? Wait? What?WOOT! *Jumps on bike, naked* (Jeez, I couldn't sleep, got out of bed again feeling grumpy and now I'm in a silly mood).
Quote from: lutra on August 15, 2011, 09:37:01 PMMost are, I think. Well, some of 'us' go shopping in the nude wearing only a pair of wooden clogs. Depending on the weather of course. Nah (surry), but dunno.. think we are more relaxed about it than e.g. folks in the US or China but where on a scale the Dutch go? I have nothing to hide but..Um? Wait? What?WOOT! *Jumps on bike, naked* (Jeez, I couldn't sleep, got out of bed again feeling grumpy and now I'm in a silly mood).On feet or on balls?
No no. It's one on the foot and das Glockenspiel in the other. Not sure, when shopping in the nude, where the wallet goes though.
Maybe I should shut down the computer and watch a film.
Quote from: odeon on August 17, 2011, 11:04:30 AMMaybe I should shut down the computer and watch a film.Hurt much over your 35 millimeter projection and Lutra's attributes?