A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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*touching wood * my eyesight is ok at moment, but soon as i need glasses i am going to go for some twankydame edna everage mo fo's.....bling bling
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
... how to teach a child to take a pill.I can remember that it took about two years to teach my son to spit (every doctor I consulted assured me that spitting is a natural talent, but they were all full of shit!), like after brushing his teeth and such. It was a fucking nightmare!I hope teaching him to take a fucking candy coated "ibuprofen" for his headaches will not be so rough.
Quote from: odeon on March 11, 2011, 05:30:12 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on March 11, 2011, 05:24:30 PMQuote from: odeon on March 11, 2011, 05:18:47 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on March 09, 2011, 04:06:38 PMQuote from: odeon on March 09, 2011, 01:45:36 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on March 09, 2011, 07:29:27 AMQuote from: odeon on March 09, 2011, 07:09:01 AMI was right. They checked my eyes and set a date for the surgery. To work on the scarring damage? Yes, and attempt to realign the eyes. My left eye has limited mobility so they are going to fix that, too. Hope it will work out very well. Are you wearing prismatic glasses now?No, I think my doc advised against them.Why? Wouldn't it be less tiring to have an aligned vision?Not sure, tbh. I wear prismatics and I think the optometrist said that they can make the eyes lazy as all the work has been done for them. My eyes still don't align right while wearing prismatics either. My left eye has limited mobility as well.I think you are lucky to be able to get your eyes fixed, odeon, but I am also nervous for you. It is your eyes that will be operated on! When will it happen?
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 11, 2011, 05:24:30 PMQuote from: odeon on March 11, 2011, 05:18:47 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on March 09, 2011, 04:06:38 PMQuote from: odeon on March 09, 2011, 01:45:36 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on March 09, 2011, 07:29:27 AMQuote from: odeon on March 09, 2011, 07:09:01 AMI was right. They checked my eyes and set a date for the surgery. To work on the scarring damage? Yes, and attempt to realign the eyes. My left eye has limited mobility so they are going to fix that, too. Hope it will work out very well. Are you wearing prismatic glasses now?No, I think my doc advised against them.Why? Wouldn't it be less tiring to have an aligned vision?Not sure, tbh.
Quote from: odeon on March 11, 2011, 05:18:47 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on March 09, 2011, 04:06:38 PMQuote from: odeon on March 09, 2011, 01:45:36 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on March 09, 2011, 07:29:27 AMQuote from: odeon on March 09, 2011, 07:09:01 AMI was right. They checked my eyes and set a date for the surgery. To work on the scarring damage? Yes, and attempt to realign the eyes. My left eye has limited mobility so they are going to fix that, too. Hope it will work out very well. Are you wearing prismatic glasses now?No, I think my doc advised against them.Why? Wouldn't it be less tiring to have an aligned vision?
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 09, 2011, 04:06:38 PMQuote from: odeon on March 09, 2011, 01:45:36 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on March 09, 2011, 07:29:27 AMQuote from: odeon on March 09, 2011, 07:09:01 AMI was right. They checked my eyes and set a date for the surgery. To work on the scarring damage? Yes, and attempt to realign the eyes. My left eye has limited mobility so they are going to fix that, too. Hope it will work out very well. Are you wearing prismatic glasses now?No, I think my doc advised against them.
Quote from: odeon on March 09, 2011, 01:45:36 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on March 09, 2011, 07:29:27 AMQuote from: odeon on March 09, 2011, 07:09:01 AMI was right. They checked my eyes and set a date for the surgery. To work on the scarring damage? Yes, and attempt to realign the eyes. My left eye has limited mobility so they are going to fix that, too. Hope it will work out very well. Are you wearing prismatic glasses now?
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 09, 2011, 07:29:27 AMQuote from: odeon on March 09, 2011, 07:09:01 AMI was right. They checked my eyes and set a date for the surgery. To work on the scarring damage? Yes, and attempt to realign the eyes. My left eye has limited mobility so they are going to fix that, too.
Quote from: odeon on March 09, 2011, 07:09:01 AMI was right. They checked my eyes and set a date for the surgery. To work on the scarring damage?
I was right. They checked my eyes and set a date for the surgery.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
My mortgage broker appointment on Friday. I wonder what I'll learn
What to do next.
I've worn glasses for near-sightedness since I was 6 or 7, tried contact lenses only briefly. I don't mind glasses.
Quote from: odeon on March 14, 2011, 06:47:03 AMWhat to do next.You should plant hidden caches of food around your home and work so you never go hungry.