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Offline Trigger 11

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Re: Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #135 on: September 18, 2009, 10:13:31 AM »
If an older woman dating younger men is a cougar, then what is the male equivalent that dates younger women? ???
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #136 on: September 18, 2009, 10:21:21 AM »
A perv.

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Re: Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #137 on: September 18, 2009, 10:25:35 AM »
We call them "Codgers" over here. Middle aged men that act like complete drunken eejits and molest every young woman about. Easily spotted by the ridiculous haircuts/crocodile shoes (or Romanian shoes as I call them, as fucking begging twats wear them all the time).

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Re: Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #138 on: September 18, 2009, 10:47:57 AM »
If an older woman dating younger men is a cougar, then what is the male equivalent that dates younger women? ???

A man.
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Re: Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #139 on: September 18, 2009, 11:16:33 AM »
A perv.

I can live with that! :zoinks:

Although it seems like a double standard!!! ???
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #140 on: September 20, 2009, 07:07:34 PM »
If an older woman dating younger men is a cougar, then what is the male equivalent that dates younger women? ???

Cradle robber.

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Re: Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #141 on: September 21, 2009, 03:27:35 PM »
Why the fuck am I so lonely?

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Re: Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #142 on: September 21, 2009, 03:30:57 PM »
Why the fuck am I so lonely?

Because you don't move to Uncle Lit and get fucked on a daily basis.  :squit: :69: :nomakened:

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Re: Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #143 on: September 21, 2009, 03:36:37 PM »
Why the fuck am I so lonely?

Because you don't move to Uncle Lit and get fucked on a daily basis.  :squit: :69: :nomakened:

I don't want fucking anymore  :-\

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Re: Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #144 on: September 21, 2009, 03:37:17 PM »
Oh, then it's really bad.  :(

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Re: Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #145 on: September 21, 2009, 03:38:16 PM »
If an older woman dating younger men is a cougar, then what is the male equivalent that dates younger women? ???

A man.

LOL.


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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


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Re: Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #146 on: September 21, 2009, 03:40:10 PM »
What roads are still available for my dad to use in order to get home. Floods suck.
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #147 on: September 21, 2009, 03:42:31 PM »
he doesn't have a hovercraft?   :(
"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #148 on: September 28, 2009, 03:38:03 PM »
If an older woman dating younger men is a cougar, then what is the male equivalent that dates younger women? ???

A man.

LOL.


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Like you?  :eyelash:



Does anyone here have Jeff Buckley's Dream Brother and wanna send it to me please?
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Re: Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #149 on: September 28, 2009, 03:59:13 PM »
Anyone?  :-\