A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: couldbecousin on May 28, 2011, 04:57:12 PMQuote from: Jack on May 28, 2011, 04:49:10 PMTurnips taste somehting awful. I love turnip! Sometimes the supermarket sells turnip already peeled and cut into chunks, I'm hoping to get some soon! I tried looking for canned turnips and frozen turnips, but evidently they're not available here. So I had to get the unprocessed ones. I'm going to do that Irish/Scottish dish where you mix potatoes and turnips and mash them. I need to find lower carbs and turnips are lower than potatoes. Might throw in some mashed cauliflower too.
Quote from: Jack on May 28, 2011, 04:49:10 PMTurnips taste somehting awful. I love turnip! Sometimes the supermarket sells turnip already peeled and cut into chunks, I'm hoping to get some soon!
Turnips taste somehting awful.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 28, 2011, 05:09:05 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 28, 2011, 04:57:12 PMQuote from: Jack on May 28, 2011, 04:49:10 PMTurnips taste somehting awful. I love turnip! Sometimes the supermarket sells turnip already peeled and cut into chunks, I'm hoping to get some soon! I tried looking for canned turnips and frozen turnips, but evidently they're not available here. So I had to get the unprocessed ones. I'm going to do that Irish/Scottish dish where you mix potatoes and turnips and mash them. I need to find lower carbs and turnips are lower than potatoes. Might throw in some mashed cauliflower too. Sounds delicious, save some for me?
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 28, 2011, 05:10:46 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on May 28, 2011, 05:09:05 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 28, 2011, 04:57:12 PMQuote from: Jack on May 28, 2011, 04:49:10 PMTurnips taste somehting awful. I love turnip! Sometimes the supermarket sells turnip already peeled and cut into chunks, I'm hoping to get some soon! I tried looking for canned turnips and frozen turnips, but evidently they're not available here. So I had to get the unprocessed ones. I'm going to do that Irish/Scottish dish where you mix potatoes and turnips and mash them. I need to find lower carbs and turnips are lower than potatoes. Might throw in some mashed cauliflower too. Sounds delicious, save some for me? For Christmas you're getting a cookbook and a gift certificate to the grocery store.
doomsday averted
What lutra's avatar is about. I am on a netbook so the screen is really small.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: renaeden on July 11, 2011, 06:55:15 AMWhat lutra's avatar is about. I am on a netbook so the screen is really small.Maybe this will help a bit.
Should I, or should I not, write for a spell?
Quote from: odeon on July 12, 2011, 03:06:33 AMShould I, or should I not, write for a spell?I think you would be better off exchanging your writing for money. It starts with spells and eventually devolves to magic beans and the like. Trust me, you are better off with the cow.