Where do babies come from?
Why is the sky blue?
What happens when you put a cat in the microwave?
If you feed a gremlin tofu after midnight, does it count?
Why did my lighter die today instead of tomorrow?
If a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody around to hear it, does anyone care?
If Budweiser is the king of beers, what's the queen?
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
If a train leaves Boston Massachusetts at 8:30PM, and another one leaves Eugine Oregon at 3:25PM, how many ants will an exterminator kill on a Wednesday in March?
Is it racist to prefer peanuts over cocaine?