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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1410 on: November 19, 2007, 11:24:16 PM »
Got so used to beaming they never walked to the enterprise so they got fat.
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1411 on: November 19, 2007, 11:28:14 PM »
haha. :laugh: i've often thought about that. it's so easy to beam places.
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1412 on: November 19, 2007, 11:36:39 PM »
I wish we would get our asses going and develop those alcubierre drives and attract some vulcans.
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1413 on: November 19, 2007, 11:49:19 PM »
that would be awesome. i love warp drive. 8) i think the aliens use something else though.
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1414 on: November 20, 2007, 08:20:31 AM »
Quote from: Nayru on November 19, 2007, 11:24:16 PM
Got so used to beaming they never walked to the enterprise so they got fat.

That doesn't explain why Capt'n Kirk's hair grew thicker and thicker with advancing age.
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1415 on: November 20, 2007, 09:10:51 AM »
Quote from: odeon on November 20, 2007, 08:20:31 AM
Quote from: Nayru on November 19, 2007, 11:24:16 PM
Got so used to beaming they never walked to the enterprise so they got fat.

That doesn't explain why Capt'n Kirk's hair grew thicker and thicker with advancing age.

Ah the wonders of a transporter, he got new hair follicles transported into his scalp!  Of course that wasn't the only thing that got thicker and thicker with advancing age.  I have a "gut" feeling about this. :P
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1416 on: November 20, 2007, 12:31:41 PM »
hairplugs? nooo
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1417 on: November 20, 2007, 12:36:27 PM »
Noooooooooooooooo. Not James T Kirk.
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1418 on: November 20, 2007, 12:37:25 PM »
Quote from: odeon on November 20, 2007, 08:20:31 AM
Quote from: Nayru on November 19, 2007, 11:24:16 PM
Got so used to beaming they never walked to the enterprise so they got fat.

That doesn't explain why Capt'n Kirk's hair grew thicker and thicker with advancing age.

oestrogen.

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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1419 on: November 20, 2007, 12:38:13 PM »
Hawt. :laugh:
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1420 on: November 20, 2007, 12:40:31 PM »
 :plus:

best answer ever.
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1421 on: November 21, 2007, 02:27:02 PM »
Have you seen this? Right up your alley :laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkgMbU-we1o
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1422 on: November 21, 2007, 02:34:41 PM »
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's funny. :LMAO: :plus:
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1423 on: November 22, 2007, 10:09:47 PM »
Feeling any better?
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1424 on: November 22, 2007, 10:19:23 PM »
yeah, thanks. :) drank a bottle of wine. :P i know it's not healthy but it's nice.
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