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ozymandias

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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1320 on: November 10, 2007, 02:56:43 PM »
Quote from: RupertPupkin on November 10, 2007, 02:43:01 PM
Quote from: Maximillion Pegasus on November 10, 2007, 02:01:00 PM
How much wood would a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck wood?

He'd have to get wood and then get wood.

So how long before he's out of the woods???
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1321 on: November 10, 2007, 03:01:28 PM »
Quote from: Maximillion Pegasus on November 10, 2007, 02:01:00 PM
How much wood would a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck wood?

lol... alot. :laugh:
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1322 on: November 10, 2007, 03:18:04 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on November 10, 2007, 02:56:43 PM
Quote from: RupertPupkin on November 10, 2007, 02:43:01 PM
Quote from: Maximillion Pegasus on November 10, 2007, 02:01:00 PM
How much wood would a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck wood?

He'd have to get wood and then get wood.

So how long before he's out of the woods???

He has Pined for it a long time...

but now whenever he empties his Trunk.
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1323 on: November 10, 2007, 03:30:07 PM »
Quote from: RupertPupkin on November 10, 2007, 03:18:04 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on November 10, 2007, 02:56:43 PM
Quote from: RupertPupkin on November 10, 2007, 02:43:01 PM
Quote from: Maximillion Pegasus on November 10, 2007, 02:01:00 PM
How much wood would a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck wood?

He'd have to get wood and then get wood.

So how long before he's out of the woods???

He has Pined for it a long time...

but now whenever he empties his Trunk.

Not sure that we should branch from the idea that has been kindled, here. Let's stick with it, keep the sap running and see where it leaves us.
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ozymandias

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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1324 on: November 10, 2007, 03:32:37 PM »
Leaves goeth before a Fall.  As for the sap running, I just saw him a little over an hour ago as he went by my house.
« Last Edit: November 10, 2007, 03:34:31 PM by ozymandias »
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1325 on: November 10, 2007, 03:36:24 PM »
Quote from: RupertPupkin on November 10, 2007, 03:18:04 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on November 10, 2007, 02:56:43 PM
Quote from: RupertPupkin on November 10, 2007, 02:43:01 PM
Quote from: Maximillion Pegasus on November 10, 2007, 02:01:00 PM
How much wood would a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck wood?

He'd have to get wood and then get wood.

So how long before he's out of the woods???

He has Pined for it a long time...

but now whenever he empties his Trunk.
 

Lifes a Beech.
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1326 on: November 10, 2007, 03:50:39 PM »
You're all nuts.
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1327 on: November 10, 2007, 03:55:05 PM »
do trees yell timbeeer! when they fall in love? :laugh:
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1328 on: November 10, 2007, 03:56:19 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on November 10, 2007, 02:56:43 PM
So how long before he's out of the woods???

since this is my thread i suppose i should have the answer. :P i say 15 minutes.
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"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1329 on: November 10, 2007, 03:59:55 PM »
Can I have a popsicle?
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1330 on: November 10, 2007, 04:02:52 PM »
of course. :-*

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"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1331 on: November 10, 2007, 04:24:34 PM »
Quote from: Jolly Despot on November 10, 2007, 03:50:39 PM
You're all nuts.

'keeping us in check mate?

Could talk wood puns all knight

But would be a horse chessnut afterwards.  :P
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1332 on: November 10, 2007, 09:56:15 PM »
Milla, I was looking for a film clip and came across this.  Thought you would enjoy it  :-*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV5Ml0LIdD4

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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1333 on: November 10, 2007, 11:11:01 PM »
aww bless! thanks for that! :plus: :-* :-*

too bad it ends before the happy ending!
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"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

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~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #1334 on: November 10, 2007, 11:15:12 PM »
Quote from: Mozart's Balls on November 10, 2007, 11:11:01 PM
aww bless! thanks for that! :plus: :-* :-*

too bad it ends before the happy ending!

Devo! ;)




I agree!


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