What was the last thing you said out loud?

['andersom']

I have the attention span of a goldfish, so I never know what to write in this thread because I can't remember what I last said. 

Goldfish say very little. 

  I would like to remind everyone that we have a    in the hidden smilies thread. 

I wonder if there is a price tag still on the tail, or that it is carrying a sheet of paper with a spell on it.

[odeon]

I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden.

Not true.

I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany.

I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying.

The Chef is telling jokes. You just think he talks funny.

[Semicolon]

I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden.

Not true.

I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany.

I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying.

The Chef is telling jokes. You just think he talks funny.

If only I could understand them.

[odeon]

I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden.

Not true.

I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany.

I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying.

The Chef is telling jokes. You just think he talks funny.

If only I could understand them.

Maybe they are too refined for you.

[Semicolon]

I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden.

Not true.

I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany.

I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying.

The Chef is telling jokes. You just think he talks funny.

If only I could understand them.

Maybe they are too refined for you.

I'll ask Hyke what they mean.

['andersom']

I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden.

Not true.

I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany.

I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying.

The Chef is telling jokes. You just think he talks funny.

If only I could understand them.

Maybe they are too refined for you.

I'll ask Hyke what they mean.

It's classified, and revealed on a need to know basis, for Europeans only.

[Semicolon]

I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden.

Not true.

I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany.

I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying.

The Chef is telling jokes. You just think he talks funny.

If only I could understand them.

Maybe they are too refined for you.

I'll ask Hyke what they mean.

It's classified, and revealed on a need to know basis, for Europeans only.

We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.

"We" being America.

[odeon]

I think it's easier to translate The Chef than to translate Dan Quayle. Both are funny, though.

[odeon]

And I said "javisst" to my wife, just now.

[Eclair]

Love you.

[Parts]

Lay down Max.  (He was pacing and driving me a bit nutty)

[Semicolon]

Love you.

How sweet.

I think it's easier to translate The Chef than to translate Dan Quayle. Both are funny, though.

Swedes never put the Chef in a position of authority.

["couldbecousin"]

I have the attention span of a goldfish, so I never know what to write in this thread because I can't remember what I last said. 

Goldfish say very little. 

  I would like to remind everyone that we have a    in the hidden smilies thread. 

I wonder if there is a price tag still on the tail, or that it is carrying a sheet of paper with a spell on it.

  I think it is a newspaper.  This fish looks intellectual. 

["couldbecousin"]

  I said  "Thank you"  to the bus driver as I got out at my stop. 

[odeon]

Love you.

How sweet.

I think it's easier to translate The Chef than to translate Dan Quayle. Both are funny, though.

Swedes never put the Chef in a position of authority.

I think he was Prime Minister for a while.