What was the last thing you said out loud?

[odeon]

"Jag kan tänka mig att det gör det."

  Were you talking to someone about the Jag?   

No. Google Translate is your friend.

[bodie]

I just told Fester what an awesome cat he is. 

[skyblue1]

Shit its 7:00

[odeon]

A mumbled good morning to my wife.

['andersom']

"Jij ook"

['andersom']

"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"

[Semicolon]

"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"

I understand that. I now suspect that you are impersonating a Dutch cow.

['andersom']

"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"

I understand that. I now suspect that you are impersonating a Dutch cow.

Did you understand that without the help of any translation tool (human or non human)?
And what part do you think I am impersonating, the Dutch, of the cow part?

Last I said now:

"Wil je nog wat drinken M?"

"En wat wil je dan drinken?"

"OK"

[Semicolon]

"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"

I understand that. I now suspect that you are impersonating a Dutch cow.

Did you understand that without the help of any translation tool (human or non human)?
And what part do you think I am impersonating, the Dutch, of the cow part?

Last I said now:

"Wil je nog wat drinken M?"

"En wat wil je dan drinken?"

"OK"

I haven't checked with a translation tool. I suspect that you making up words that sound Dutch. Perhaps the language itself is a conspiracy, and you all speak Klingon.

My translation is:
"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"
"What will he/she/they drink? Will he/she/they want water, with lemon?"

My new translation is:
"Wil je nog wat drinken M?"
"Hey, M, will he/she/they drink nog?"

"En wat wil je dan drinken?"
"And what will he/she/they/you have?"

['andersom']

"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"

I understand that. I now suspect that you are impersonating a Dutch cow.

Did you understand that without the help of any translation tool (human or non human)?
And what part do you think I am impersonating, the Dutch, of the cow part?

Last I said now:

"Wil je nog wat drinken M?"

"En wat wil je dan drinken?"

"OK"

I haven't checked with a translation tool. I suspect that you making up words that sound Dutch. Perhaps the language itself is a conspiracy, and you all speak Klingon.

My translation is:
"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"
"What will he/she/they drink? Will he/she/they want water, with lemon?"

My new translation is:
"Wil je nog wat drinken M?"
"Hey, M, will he/she/they drink nog?"

"En wat wil je dan drinken?"
"And what will he/she/they/you have?"

You do pretty well, in getting the gist of a language that I apparently made up. Does that mean you can read my mind?

[Semicolon]

"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"

I understand that. I now suspect that you are impersonating a Dutch cow.

Did you understand that without the help of any translation tool (human or non human)?
And what part do you think I am impersonating, the Dutch, of the cow part?

Last I said now:

"Wil je nog wat drinken M?"

"En wat wil je dan drinken?"

"OK"

I haven't checked with a translation tool. I suspect that you making up words that sound Dutch. Perhaps the language itself is a conspiracy, and you all speak Klingon.

My translation is:
"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"
"What will he/she/they drink? Will he/she/they want water, with lemon?"

My new translation is:
"Wil je nog wat drinken M?"
"Hey, M, will he/she/they drink nog?"

"En wat wil je dan drinken?"
"And what will he/she/they/you have?"

You do pretty well, in getting the gist of a language that I apparently made up. Does that mean you can read my mind?

I forgot "are" in my original post. I can't figure out pronouns, but the rest seems like English.

As a suspected sock puppet of the Aspie Overlord, I have many powers.

['andersom']

"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"

I understand that. I now suspect that you are impersonating a Dutch cow.

Did you understand that without the help of any translation tool (human or non human)?
And what part do you think I am impersonating, the Dutch, of the cow part?

Last I said now:

"Wil je nog wat drinken M?"

"En wat wil je dan drinken?"

"OK"

I haven't checked with a translation tool. I suspect that you making up words that sound Dutch. Perhaps the language itself is a conspiracy, and you all speak Klingon.

My translation is:
"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"
"What will he/she/they drink? Will he/she/they want water, with lemon?"

My new translation is:
"Wil je nog wat drinken M?"
"Hey, M, will he/she/they drink nog?"

"En wat wil je dan drinken?"
"And what will he/she/they/you have?"

You do pretty well, in getting the gist of a language that I apparently made up. Does that mean you can read my mind?

I forgot "are" in my original post. I can't figure out pronouns, but the rest seems like English.

As a suspected sock puppet of the Aspie Overlord, I have many powers.

Dutch does have things in common with English. Grammatically it is closer to German though. The language is packed with English loanwords too, but in these sentences, I did not use a single loanword.

[Semicolon]

"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"

I understand that. I now suspect that you are impersonating a Dutch cow.

Did you understand that without the help of any translation tool (human or non human)?
And what part do you think I am impersonating, the Dutch, of the cow part?

Last I said now:

"Wil je nog wat drinken M?"

"En wat wil je dan drinken?"

"OK"

I haven't checked with a translation tool. I suspect that you making up words that sound Dutch. Perhaps the language itself is a conspiracy, and you all speak Klingon.

My translation is:
"wat wil je drinken? Wil je wat water, met citroen?"
"What will he/she/they drink? Will he/she/they want water, with lemon?"

My new translation is:
"Wil je nog wat drinken M?"
"Hey, M, will he/she/they drink nog?"

"En wat wil je dan drinken?"
"And what will he/she/they/you have?"

You do pretty well, in getting the gist of a language that I apparently made up. Does that mean you can read my mind?

I forgot "are" in my original post. I can't figure out pronouns, but the rest seems like English.

As a suspected sock puppet of the Aspie Overlord, I have many powers.

Dutch does have things in common with English. Grammatically it is closer to German though. The language is packed with English loanwords too, but in these sentences, I did not use a single loanword.

Not even "water"?

I am starting to wonder if, like the Swedish "Bork! Bork! Bork!", there is a common thought-ending interjection in Dutch.

Many of the words seem similar to English words, excluding exact spellings and tenses.

[DirtDawg]

I  am a strong man!

My doctor's tests proved it. Had my One Year after surgery test today.

I went through an hour of tests today to assess my healing progress.


I am a strong man.

['andersom']

I am starting to wonder if, like the Swedish "Bork! Bork! Bork!", there is a common thought-ending interjection in Dutch.

You just have to ad some true Dutch "G"s and some Dutch "ui"s. 

When the Dutch want to pretend to speak Swedish, they change a lot of vowels into "ö" and ending words with an "aa" a bit more.