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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #435 on: January 23, 2014, 12:04:23 AM »
I haven't spoken today. My last words yesterday were "god natt".
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #436 on: January 23, 2014, 06:08:54 AM »
I have the attention span of a goldfish, so I never know what to write in this thread because I can't remember what I last said.  :tard:

Goldfish say very little.  :M

  I would like to remind everyone that we have a  :witchygoldfish:  in the hidden smilies thread.  :police:

I wonder if there is a price tag still on the tail, or that it is carrying a sheet of paper with a spell on it.

  I think it is a newspaper.  This fish looks intellectual.  :orly:

If it's an intellectual, what's it doing in America? :autism:

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Swedes never put the Chef in a position of authority. :P

I think he was Prime Minister for a while. :P

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I found a picture:

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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #437 on: January 23, 2014, 11:49:02 AM »
Impressive-looking guy.
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #438 on: January 23, 2014, 11:52:37 AM »
"Good morning, Sweet Pea."
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #439 on: October 10, 2014, 07:49:44 PM »
"Shall I cut your pills for you?"
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #440 on: October 11, 2014, 03:01:53 AM »
"Good morning".
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #441 on: October 16, 2014, 05:27:14 AM »
"It should be" Upon Ceilidh asking if it is fine to mix chicken in with pasta bake.
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #442 on: October 18, 2014, 03:20:26 PM »
Stop it Max
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #443 on: October 18, 2014, 10:11:32 PM »
Who were you talking to mom?

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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #444 on: October 19, 2014, 12:17:46 AM »
I can see you are looking at me (to the cat).
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #445 on: November 02, 2014, 03:38:03 AM »
"Jepp"
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #446 on: November 02, 2014, 04:08:27 PM »
lick my ass.

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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #447 on: November 02, 2014, 04:22:49 PM »
  I said, "Thank YOU."  :angel:
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #448 on: November 03, 2014, 03:27:32 PM »
  I said, "You're welcome."  :harp:
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #449 on: November 05, 2014, 05:49:49 PM »
"Spiderman?"
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