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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #405 on: January 09, 2014, 12:54:13 PM »

I  am a strong man!

My doctor's tests proved it. Had my One Year after surgery test today.

I went through an hour of tests today to assess my healing progress.


I am a strong man.

That sounds good.

Gives me some hope.

After I have got my gallbladder dealt with, I will bring up my hips to the new GP I have. Last one did not take hip issues serious at all. I know people who have been duped because of that.
Yesterday I had to do a lot of twisting movements at work, hanging clothes and curtains for the shop, and checking them on defects. Yesterday evening I was showing all hip problem signs. I felt older than my years. But, with congenital hip issues in my family, this is to be expected.
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #406 on: January 09, 2014, 01:36:13 PM »
I am starting to wonder if, like the Swedish "Bork! Bork! Bork!", there is a common thought-ending interjection in Dutch. :toporly:
You just have to ad some true Dutch "G"s and some Dutch "ui"s.  :P

When the Dutch want to pretend to speak Swedish, they change a lot of vowels into "ö" and ending words with an "aa" a bit more.

:plus:

Je uim speaken ze Dutch. :hyke: :laugh:

English is easy to fake. Say anything to an American, and we'll interpret it as English. :tard:

I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. :P
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #407 on: January 09, 2014, 01:43:44 PM »
I am starting to wonder if, like the Swedish "Bork! Bork! Bork!", there is a common thought-ending interjection in Dutch. :toporly:
You just have to ad some true Dutch "G"s and some Dutch "ui"s.  :P

When the Dutch want to pretend to speak Swedish, they change a lot of vowels into "ö" and ending words with an "aa" a bit more.

:plus:

Je uim speaken ze Dutch. :hyke: :laugh:

English is easy to fake. Say anything to an American, and we'll interpret it as English. :tard:

I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. :P
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #408 on: January 09, 2014, 01:58:23 PM »
I am starting to wonder if, like the Swedish "Bork! Bork! Bork!", there is a common thought-ending interjection in Dutch. :toporly:
You just have to ad some true Dutch "G"s and some Dutch "ui"s.  :P

When the Dutch want to pretend to speak Swedish, they change a lot of vowels into "ö" and ending words with an "aa" a bit more.

:plus:

Je uim speaken ze Dutch. :hyke: :laugh:

English is easy to fake. Say anything to an American, and we'll interpret it as English. :tard:

I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. :P


Bork! Bork! Bork!
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #409 on: January 11, 2014, 01:41:44 AM »

I  am a strong man!

My doctor's tests proved it. Had my One Year after surgery test today.

I went through an hour of tests today to assess my healing progress.


I am a strong man.

That sounds good.

Gives me some hope.

After I have got my gallbladder dealt with, I will bring up my hips to the new GP I have. Last one did not take hip issues serious at all. I know people who have been duped because of that.
Yesterday I had to do a lot of twisting movements at work, hanging clothes and curtains for the shop, and checking them on defects. Yesterday evening I was showing all hip problem signs. I felt older than my years. But, with congenital hip issues in my family, this is to be expected.

It is worth it.

Be prepared to give up a year of (fun and sleep and the many things you can do and take for granted that you will always do, such as putting on socks or picking up what your clumsy ass just dropped) your life in a recovery program; I was NOT fully prepared, but I got through it anyway.  Exercising for half a day then half dying the rest of the day because you pushed yourself too far, then not being able to sleep because there is no way to find a restful position that does not hurt after about two minutes begins to weigh heavily on your need for peace.

It works, though. Just do not become too depressed once you reach one of those "hopeless plateaus"  I called them. You reach a point where your healing process has jumped by huge leaps then it just stops getting better. Once you reach a plateau in your healing, You are in ONE place for a month or so when nothing changes, no matter how much work you do, no matter whether you use heat or cold or additional drugs or extra rest - no matter. You gain nothing!  It is important that you do not give up! Keep working your recovery and you will find another healing hill to climb and progress will again be made.

... until the next plateau! Never give up. You will have a great deal of pain and work to muster through. BUT it is worth it! 


Just do not dwell too long on your X-rays. Having a large foreign titanium prosthesis embedded inside the depths of your body is a bit disturbing.  Importantly, NEVER look at an X-ray of your junk!

Now that can be really disturbing, seeing your "junk"  in X-ray.  :hide:

I feel it all ending now and it IS worth all the work and pain. I can kick again, like a real man. I can walk without limping, even better, I can walk without (much) pain!
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #410 on: January 11, 2014, 01:58:53 AM »
I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. :P

Not true. :P
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #411 on: January 11, 2014, 08:15:17 AM »
I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. :P

Not true. :P

I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany. :P

I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying. :smarty:
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #412 on: January 11, 2014, 12:51:54 PM »
  I said  "Thank you"  to the bus driver as I got out at my stop.  :angel:
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #413 on: January 11, 2014, 05:35:44 PM »
I have the attention span of a goldfish, so I never know what to write in this thread because I can't remember what I last said.  :tard:
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #414 on: January 11, 2014, 05:56:02 PM »
I have the attention span of a goldfish, so I never know what to write in this thread because I can't remember what I last said.  :tard:

Goldfish say very little.  :M
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #415 on: January 11, 2014, 05:57:14 PM »
I have the attention span of a goldfish, so I never know what to write in this thread because I can't remember what I last said.  :tard:

Goldfish say very little.  :M

And when they do, it's just mO mO mO.  :lol1:
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #416 on: January 11, 2014, 05:59:05 PM »
I have the attention span of a goldfish, so I never know what to write in this thread because I can't remember what I last said.  :tard:

Goldfish say very little.  :M

And when they do, it's just mO mO mO.  :lol1:
See, you remembered.  :thumbup:
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #417 on: January 11, 2014, 10:19:30 PM »
I have the attention span of a goldfish, so I never know what to write in this thread because I can't remember what I last said.  :tard:

Goldfish say very little.  :M

And when they do, it's just mO mO mO.  :lol1:
See, you remembered.  :thumbup:

My vocabulary is better than my attention span.  :zoinks:
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #418 on: January 11, 2014, 11:15:06 PM »
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #419 on: January 12, 2014, 10:02:21 AM »
I have the attention span of a goldfish, so I never know what to write in this thread because I can't remember what I last said.  :tard:

Goldfish say very little.  :M

  I would like to remind everyone that we have a  :witchygoldfish:  in the hidden smilies thread.  :police:
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