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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #375 on: September 22, 2013, 12:08:51 PM »
My hand feels like a pussy!  :zoinks:  ;)
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #376 on: September 22, 2013, 04:24:54 PM »
Cum fucky sucky licky macarena.

It is one of my echolaliac stims.

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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #377 on: September 23, 2013, 02:48:30 AM »
My hand feels like a pussy!  :zoinks:  ;)

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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #378 on: September 24, 2013, 03:57:00 AM »
Mmmm...aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh (a sigh of appreciative satisfaction, not a cry of pain and/or anguish; I'm pleased to say of course)

Coming as the result of the local corner shop, who I give quite a bit of good business allowing me to use their phone to ring home after grabbing my latest handful of scripts from the clinic, as my unreliable old basta....I mean...father..my bad. He HAD promised me a lift when the clinic opened the day before. But come today he had not got out of bed for long enough that I knew I HAD to walk and try for a lift back etc. if I were to stand a chav in hell's chance of getting one before the carers for the witch mother got here or were just about to.

Saved me a long and excruciatingly, unspeakably painful walk to the pharmacy and thence back again in the cold...pretty nippy outside this morning early as; lol I was still in my dressing gown underneath my jacket, threw it over my shirt quickly on my way out and was pretty glad I did even for the shorter walk I did have to endure.

Got a lift back in the pre-heated car and a shot of oxy inside me where it belongs, hence the sigh of delight.
All that shivery, miserable shitty freezing my bollocks off, gone in a nigh instantaneous rush of warmth, pleasure and relaxation. Now its time for a mug of steaming hot tea with just a hint of lemon balm and honey for sweetness.

Although, I might just skip the balm on this one, as I recently restocked my stash (of tea, derived from Camellia sinensis; that is, or at least very much the greater portion of any  such teas being almost all, allowing for such things as earl and lady grey or the abominable jasmine flavored teas (fucking right minging stuff jasmine tea...ewww)

And got a lovely light white tea. I adore white teas the most of any kind of tea (at least, excluding teas brewed from other herbs, psychoactive or otherwise), with lady grey coming in a close second, white wins out however.

Not too heavily caffeinated at all, light, but very good flavour, not insipid, as 'light' might sound as it implies.
I love it without milk (of course. It is a travesty and bordering on blaspheming and heresy to piss in tea thusly IMO)
and with just a little splat of honey, pref. lime blossom or failing that, acacia honey for a sweetener, I got that from my grandma on my old man's side before she died probably, from all the times visiting her house up in yorkshire as a kid and growing up, she ALWAYS took honey with her tea instead of sugar, and I discovered I too preferred it.

Soon as I've finished my injections and had a fag then I'm definitely having myself a mug of said white tea. Its so tasty, and moreish too, I find that I ALWAYS want a second helping the moment I've drained the last mouthful from my cup. Whilst I don't overconsume stimulants, especially caffeine but I just fucking bet its addictive (not caffeine, that is, I mean this white tea in paticular, its just TOO tasty to show no reinforcing properties)

This tea is going to be the 'ice' of the stimulant family as a whole (I refer to high-test methphet rather than 4-MAR, or the other aminorex family, as I have never tried any of them)



























































































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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #379 on: September 24, 2013, 04:19:34 AM »
That's OK,

Doei!
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #380 on: September 29, 2013, 11:28:55 AM »
Get a faster disk while you are at it.
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #381 on: September 29, 2013, 02:25:38 PM »
      "Thank you."  :angel:
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #382 on: September 30, 2013, 09:33:24 AM »
"Dan heb je er niet eens lol aan."
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #383 on: October 05, 2013, 04:20:35 AM »
"OK"
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #384 on: October 06, 2013, 07:56:19 AM »
  It was some variation on  "Thank you, bye."  :angel:
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #385 on: October 06, 2013, 08:35:30 AM »
Äh!

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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #386 on: October 06, 2013, 08:46:02 AM »
"Jones??"
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #387 on: October 15, 2013, 10:42:01 PM »
"Jag kan tänka mig att det gör det."
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #388 on: October 16, 2013, 05:16:30 PM »
"Jag kan tänka mig att det gör det."

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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #389 on: October 16, 2013, 10:26:08 PM »
"Lenny you crazy russian get over here!!!"

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