A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: parts on July 11, 2010, 05:10:26 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 11, 2010, 04:45:19 PMStop scratching my mosquito bites.Are you close to a salt marsh? We have one at the end of the street and the mosquito will be out all day when it's calm not just at night I live on what used to be the bottom of the sea. Street where I live has no proper drainage of the gardens. So, day and night, summer and winter, we have mosquitoes. But, most of the time my body does not react on the bites anymore. Got immune I think.I stayed over at my parents 80 km from here for a night though. And the mosquitoes are just a bit different there. I do react on their bites
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 11, 2010, 04:45:19 PMStop scratching my mosquito bites.Are you close to a salt marsh? We have one at the end of the street and the mosquito will be out all day when it's calm not just at night
Stop scratching my mosquito bites.
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 11, 2010, 05:16:18 PMQuote from: parts on July 11, 2010, 05:10:26 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 11, 2010, 04:45:19 PMStop scratching my mosquito bites.Are you close to a salt marsh? We have one at the end of the street and the mosquito will be out all day when it's calm not just at night I live on what used to be the bottom of the sea. Street where I live has no proper drainage of the gardens. So, day and night, summer and winter, we have mosquitoes. But, most of the time my body does not react on the bites anymore. Got immune I think.I stayed over at my parents 80 km from here for a night though. And the mosquitoes are just a bit different there. I do react on their bites I was thinking it was like that but not the winter they are gone after the first hard freeze usually in November
Quote from: parts on July 11, 2010, 06:04:11 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 11, 2010, 05:16:18 PMQuote from: parts on July 11, 2010, 05:10:26 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 11, 2010, 04:45:19 PMStop scratching my mosquito bites.Are you close to a salt marsh? We have one at the end of the street and the mosquito will be out all day when it's calm not just at night I live on what used to be the bottom of the sea. Street where I live has no proper drainage of the gardens. So, day and night, summer and winter, we have mosquitoes. But, most of the time my body does not react on the bites anymore. Got immune I think.I stayed over at my parents 80 km from here for a night though. And the mosquitoes are just a bit different there. I do react on their bites I was thinking it was like that but not the winter they are gone after the first hard freeze usually in NovemberHere it depends on the winter, but last winter was good for humans. There are suspicions that they breed under the houses.And there is less water under the houses since a few years. Does seem to make a little difference.
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 12, 2010, 07:10:20 AMQuote from: parts on July 11, 2010, 06:04:11 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 11, 2010, 05:16:18 PMQuote from: parts on July 11, 2010, 05:10:26 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 11, 2010, 04:45:19 PMStop scratching my mosquito bites.Are you close to a salt marsh? We have one at the end of the street and the mosquito will be out all day when it's calm not just at night I live on what used to be the bottom of the sea. Street where I live has no proper drainage of the gardens. So, day and night, summer and winter, we have mosquitoes. But, most of the time my body does not react on the bites anymore. Got immune I think.I stayed over at my parents 80 km from here for a night though. And the mosquitoes are just a bit different there. I do react on their bites I was thinking it was like that but not the winter they are gone after the first hard freeze usually in NovemberHere it depends on the winter, but last winter was good for humans. There are suspicions that they breed under the houses.And there is less water under the houses since a few years. Does seem to make a little difference.I lost the point of this post and got a mental picture in my head of, well, humans breeding under houses!
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 12, 2010, 07:54:34 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 12, 2010, 07:10:20 AMQuote from: parts on July 11, 2010, 06:04:11 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 11, 2010, 05:16:18 PMQuote from: parts on July 11, 2010, 05:10:26 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 11, 2010, 04:45:19 PMStop scratching my mosquito bites.Are you close to a salt marsh? We have one at the end of the street and the mosquito will be out all day when it's calm not just at night I live on what used to be the bottom of the sea. Street where I live has no proper drainage of the gardens. So, day and night, summer and winter, we have mosquitoes. But, most of the time my body does not react on the bites anymore. Got immune I think.I stayed over at my parents 80 km from here for a night though. And the mosquitoes are just a bit different there. I do react on their bites I was thinking it was like that but not the winter they are gone after the first hard freeze usually in NovemberHere it depends on the winter, but last winter was good for humans. There are suspicions that they breed under the houses.And there is less water under the houses since a few years. Does seem to make a little difference.I lost the point of this post and got a mental picture in my head of, well, humans breeding under houses! Go where it is nice and cool in the summer.
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 12, 2010, 08:04:37 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on July 12, 2010, 07:54:34 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 12, 2010, 07:10:20 AMQuote from: parts on July 11, 2010, 06:04:11 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 11, 2010, 05:16:18 PMQuote from: parts on July 11, 2010, 05:10:26 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 11, 2010, 04:45:19 PMStop scratching my mosquito bites.Are you close to a salt marsh? We have one at the end of the street and the mosquito will be out all day when it's calm not just at night I live on what used to be the bottom of the sea. Street where I live has no proper drainage of the gardens. So, day and night, summer and winter, we have mosquitoes. But, most of the time my body does not react on the bites anymore. Got immune I think.I stayed over at my parents 80 km from here for a night though. And the mosquitoes are just a bit different there. I do react on their bites I was thinking it was like that but not the winter they are gone after the first hard freeze usually in NovemberHere it depends on the winter, but last winter was good for humans. There are suspicions that they breed under the houses.And there is less water under the houses since a few years. Does seem to make a little difference.I lost the point of this post and got a mental picture in my head of, well, humans breeding under houses! Go where it is nice and cool in the summer. But I'm a chubby girl, I'd need a house that was up on stilts in order to fit underneath it!
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 12, 2010, 08:07:25 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 12, 2010, 08:04:37 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on July 12, 2010, 07:54:34 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 12, 2010, 07:10:20 AMQuote from: parts on July 11, 2010, 06:04:11 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 11, 2010, 05:16:18 PMQuote from: parts on July 11, 2010, 05:10:26 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 11, 2010, 04:45:19 PMStop scratching my mosquito bites.Are you close to a salt marsh? We have one at the end of the street and the mosquito will be out all day when it's calm not just at night I live on what used to be the bottom of the sea. Street where I live has no proper drainage of the gardens. So, day and night, summer and winter, we have mosquitoes. But, most of the time my body does not react on the bites anymore. Got immune I think.I stayed over at my parents 80 km from here for a night though. And the mosquitoes are just a bit different there. I do react on their bites I was thinking it was like that but not the winter they are gone after the first hard freeze usually in NovemberHere it depends on the winter, but last winter was good for humans. There are suspicions that they breed under the houses.And there is less water under the houses since a few years. Does seem to make a little difference.I lost the point of this post and got a mental picture in my head of, well, humans breeding under houses! Go where it is nice and cool in the summer. But I'm a chubby girl, I'd need a house that was up on stilts in order to fit underneath it! I've never been under this house either. Were I rich, I would get myself a house with a nice basement with some high windows. Having some cool place to sleep, even in summer. Mmmm, would be nice for breeding too, but those days are over for me
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 12, 2010, 08:18:22 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on July 12, 2010, 08:07:25 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 12, 2010, 08:04:37 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on July 12, 2010, 07:54:34 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 12, 2010, 07:10:20 AMQuote from: parts on July 11, 2010, 06:04:11 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 11, 2010, 05:16:18 PMQuote from: parts on July 11, 2010, 05:10:26 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 11, 2010, 04:45:19 PMStop scratching my mosquito bites.Are you close to a salt marsh? We have one at the end of the street and the mosquito will be out all day when it's calm not just at night I live on what used to be the bottom of the sea. Street where I live has no proper drainage of the gardens. So, day and night, summer and winter, we have mosquitoes. But, most of the time my body does not react on the bites anymore. Got immune I think.I stayed over at my parents 80 km from here for a night though. And the mosquitoes are just a bit different there. I do react on their bites I was thinking it was like that but not the winter they are gone after the first hard freeze usually in NovemberHere it depends on the winter, but last winter was good for humans. There are suspicions that they breed under the houses.And there is less water under the houses since a few years. Does seem to make a little difference.I lost the point of this post and got a mental picture in my head of, well, humans breeding under houses! Go where it is nice and cool in the summer. But I'm a chubby girl, I'd need a house that was up on stilts in order to fit underneath it! I've never been under this house either. Were I rich, I would get myself a house with a nice basement with some high windows. Having some cool place to sleep, even in summer. Mmmm, would be nice for breeding too, but those days are over for me And we all know that sex is only for procreation!
Getting myself off to bed I suppose. But....must.....stay online...for LONGER!!
Quote from: YOURMUM on July 12, 2010, 08:35:12 AMGetting myself off to bed I suppose. But....must.....stay online...for LONGER!!It's so hard to leave this place!