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Street cones
« on: June 30, 2009, 10:04:47 AM »
Lately I have had this thing for those plastic street cones.  I run them over I get can't stop myself.  Even if the cops are around I try to make it look like an accident sometimes they get stuck under the truck and I drag them home :laugh: I can't figure it out . 
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Re: Street cones
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2009, 10:14:04 AM »
lol Parts you fukcing weirdo  :plus:
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Re: Street cones
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2009, 10:44:35 AM »
I would but my truck isn't big enough anymore. My luck they'd probably stick in the brush guard.

When I was in my teens though I took a few out with my mom's car, 77 Saab (things are tanks), I used to play slalom coming home late in this one area. 
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Re: Street cones
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2009, 11:29:00 AM »
The next thing he will do is blowing up road signs.  :zoinks:
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Re: Street cones
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2009, 12:30:38 PM »
^No, that's just you  :zoinks:
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Re: Street cones
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2009, 01:39:31 PM »
Just remember what happened to Cool Hand Luke when he messed with city property Parts.

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Re: Street cones
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2009, 01:47:05 PM »
:LMAO:

Try blowing up the street cones before you move on to road signs.
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Re: Street cones
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2009, 01:50:55 PM »
 :agreed: Just remember to duct tape the top of the cones so they will get altitude.  :lol:
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Re: Street cones
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2009, 01:51:26 PM »
:laugh:
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Re: Street cones
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2009, 02:23:47 PM »
Got 4 today alone one more I just nudged but it didn't fall the cop there gave me a dirty look though :laugh:
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Re: Street cones
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2009, 02:27:00 PM »
 :lol: Maybe you can start painting cones on your truck to keep score, like on Fighter Aircraft.  :thumbup:
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Re: Street cones
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2009, 02:28:44 PM »
A cone is a cone,  who gives a funk
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Re: Street cones
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2009, 02:32:05 PM »
The ones who don't get the blues? :P
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Re: Street cones
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2009, 02:32:22 PM »
Quote from: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on June 30, 2009, 02:28:44 PM
A cone is a cone,  who gives a funk

Parts does, that is what the thread is all about. Take more Ginger and try to keep up with the rest of the class.  :indeed:
« Last Edit: June 30, 2009, 03:09:06 PM by PPK »
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Re: Street cones
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2009, 06:37:29 PM »
I prefer the orange barrels, specifically the flashing ones that's not bad idea parts, I might steal one one day and put it in my apartment.



One of my obsessions is roads and road maps, I might steal an interstate sign one day


I also want figure out how to hax0r one of those flashing road signs.
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