Post something shameful that happened to you

[P7PSP]

 :lol: Good thing you were there Parts. 

[renaeden]

That reminds me of when I was at work (mushroom farm) on my own at night. I was watering in the sheds and never heard the shipping container we had outside being broken into. Heaps of stuff was stolen including a brand new air compressor.

I think they wanted to blame it on me somehow. But it wasn't like I could sit outside guarding the container all night. I was completely oblivious. They had no qualms about letting me work on my own at night so I never felt guilty about it.

[TheoK]

Just rejected a fat girl whom I most probably could have fucked tonight. I'm not that desperate. 

[P7PSP]

I farted  in an elevator at college and got out on the next floor, it was an sbd. That is not shameful but it was funny, not to the people in the elevator but I wasn't trying to entertain them anyway. 

[Frolic_Fun]

Just rejected a fat girl whom I most probably could have fucked tonight. I'm not that desperate.  

No, you're more than *that* desperate.

Where will I start? I went down half asleep one morning a few years back when my mother made breakfast. Not fully awake to aware of the fact my underware has a piss hole, I stormed right in to the kitchen and the little winker slid out by accident... she noticed and screamed.

Farted once in PC World by accident, it happened to be a REALLY smelly and REALLY loud. Worse still, I browned myself. The guy beside me walked away in disgust and said "jesus fucking christ". It wasn't my fault, was really ill that day.

Walked into wrong classrooms in school a few times, then argued that I was supposed to be there.

I did the opening doors one too, opening them for people then letting them go when I thought they got pass. A few people got hit by the process, children too. Didn't mean to.

Erections in shops and people noticing, giving me bad looks like I was some pervert. Oddly enough, I wasn't thinking of sexual thoughts.... it just appears seemly on it's own will.

[Trigger 11]

When I was 14-15 I was forced to feel up an older girl. Still have the scares on my left forearm where her nails dug into me.

[Blasted]

Had a real spazzy coughing fit on the bus today, eyes streaming and everything.  It was cause I've been smoking too much lately and my throat felt weird but everyone was looking at me as if I had the plague    Also my mascara ran so that I looked like a panda 

[Celticgoddess]

I was talking to ebm on the phone last night and my cordless phone ran out of battery. I knew I had a second one in my room but couldn't find it in the dark. So i told him to hold on a sec so I could call my home phone with my cell and find it. Picked up my cell, tried to call the house phone, and couldn't figure out why it was busy. Oh. right. Still on the phone with ebm. 

:lol:

['andersom']

Well, more funny than shameful.

I went to the shops today, walking. And stopped to wait till I could cross. And I waited, and waited.
Till it dawned on me that they had relocated the zebra crossing last year. I was waiting at the old spot. 

[jman]

One time when I was working at this residential program for people with mental illness, I accidently locked myself out of the office, and it was night shift. thankfully it was a 7pm - 7am shift and it was early in the evening so i had to have a patient help me get back in the office  

later that night when I had to dispense meds, the person before laid out all their meds, well I accidently spilled some of the med cups, I gathered them together hoping and praying I didn't make any med errors

Erections in shops and people noticing, giving me bad looks like I was some pervert. Oddly enough, I wasn't thinking of sexual thoughts.... it just appears seemly on it's own will.

Ha ha this reminds me of this one time in 8th grade when I had a boner in the boys locker room after swim class, everyone made fun of me, and to make matters worse I told them I was thinking of some girls so they wouldn't think I was gay. That would have been fine and dandy except I made the aspie blunder of telling them who the girls were. The boys were kind enough to tell the poor girls the news.

When I was a teen, I was in a psychiatric hospital for the first time. We would normally go downstairs to school twice a day. Well I took shower in the afternoon before class and decided to put on this one shirt even though it was dirty. Well when I got down to class I realized the shirt had a cum stain on it from wanking the night before. I was so embarassed, and I had to whisper my little dillemma to the one staff members.

[jman]

Ha ha this reminds me of this one time in 8th grade when I had a boner in the boys locker room after swim class, everyone made fun of me, and to make matters worse I told them I was thinking of some girls so they wouldn't think I was gay. That would have been fine and dandy except I made the aspie blunder of telling them who the girls were. The boys were kind enough to tell the poor girls the news.

You know looking back on that I should have told them I was thinking about all the fun I had with one of their mom's last night.

[Celticgoddess]

Ha ha this reminds me of this one time in 8th grade when I had a boner in the boys locker room after swim class, everyone made fun of me, and to make matters worse I told them I was thinking of some girls so they wouldn't think I was gay. That would have been fine and dandy except I made the aspie blunder of telling them who the girls were. The boys were kind enough to tell the poor girls the news.

You know looking back on that I should have told them I was thinking about all the fun I had with one of their mom's last night.

Don't ya hate it when a good comeback comes about 10+ years too late?

[renaeden]

Not long ago I got on the train and sat down when I suddenly started sneezing. Normally I'm a one or two sneezer but this time it must have been at least 11 times. The couple in the seats in front of me got up and went to find other seats. I was so embarrassed and was puzzled as to what was irritating my nose. I'd never sneezed so much in my life.

["couldbecousin"]

Not long ago I got on the train and sat down when I suddenly started sneezing. Normally I'm a one or two sneezer but this time it must have been at least 11 times. The couple in the seats in front of me got up and went to find other seats. I was so embarrassed and was puzzled as to what was irritating my nose. I'd never sneezed so much in my life.

  Some irritant may have gone right up your nose.  My brother once had a runny eye all day,
  got home, looked in the mirror, and discovered he'd had a speck of pollen in his lower eyelid all day. 

[renaeden]

Ah, now that would have been irritating.

Once, when I used to wear contact lenses, I lost one. In my eye. I was looking all over the floor for it when I realised my eye didn't feel quite right. The contact had folded in half and gone up behind my upper eyelid, as far as it could go. Took me ages to work it down enough to pinch it off my eyeball.

Some people get squeamish about this type of thing but it doesn't bother me.