Why did the redneck cross the road?He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: Sergeant Major Bint on June 27, 2009, 10:09:57 AM :lol:Hey, I think it's pretty nice-looking anyway. I think it might be kinda fun to ride. I'd just have to make sure there were no safety concerns first. Don't want to ride an ass like that one and realize midway through you're actually too big and causing damage.
Let the ass ride you instead
I went on their web site and checked- you need a score on the 95th percentile for the MAT to qualify, which must've been where I got the number from. I was nowhere near that./resigns herself to a life of mediocrity due to non-genius status
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 27, 2009, 11:59:48 AMQuote from: Sergeant Major Bint on June 27, 2009, 10:09:57 AM :lol:Hey, I think it's pretty nice-looking anyway. I think it might be kinda fun to ride. I'd just have to make sure there were no safety concerns first. Don't want to ride an ass like that one and realize midway through you're actually too big and causing damage.You'll have to lick and lube it thoroughly first.
Meh, bring the subject back to intelligence why don't you? We were just getting started on anal
Quote from: TheoK on June 27, 2009, 12:04:05 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on June 27, 2009, 11:59:48 AMQuote from: Sergeant Major Bint on June 27, 2009, 10:09:57 AM :lol:Hey, I think it's pretty nice-looking anyway. I think it might be kinda fun to ride. I'd just have to make sure there were no safety concerns first. Don't want to ride an ass like that one and realize midway through you're actually too big and causing damage.You'll have to lick and lube it thoroughly first. Very experienced with having your arse fucked aren't ya?
Quote from: Sergeant Major Bint on June 27, 2009, 01:41:29 PMQuote from: TheoK on June 27, 2009, 12:04:05 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on June 27, 2009, 11:59:48 AMQuote from: Sergeant Major Bint on June 27, 2009, 10:09:57 AM :lol:Hey, I think it's pretty nice-looking anyway. I think it might be kinda fun to ride. I'd just have to make sure there were no safety concerns first. Don't want to ride an ass like that one and realize midway through you're actually too big and causing damage.You'll have to lick and lube it thoroughly first. Very experienced with having your arse fucked aren't ya? Only by girls with a strapon.
